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Dumb Blonde ?

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Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table.

An attractive blonde from Dublin arrived and bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice.

She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nud_e."

With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!" As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed...

"YES! YES! I WON, I WON!"

She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.

Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"

The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."

MORAL OF THE STORY -

Not all Irish are stupid and not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men!!!!

:o:D:D
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table.

An attractive blonde from Dublin arrived and bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice.

She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nud_e."

With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!" As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed...

"YES! YES! I WON, I WON!"

She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.

Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"

The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."

MORAL OF THE STORY -

Not all Irish are stupid and not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men!!!!

That really was funny; I really laughed out loud. But my daughter (BA, M.Ed.) is a brilliant blonde who collects 'clever blonde' jokes, and I'll soon be the father-in-law of a brilliant Irish blonde (BA, MSW).

Had a good laugh to that one..... :o

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Ver good. Have you tried this 'concentration test for men?

http://www.concentrationtest.com/for_men/

Very Good test..I'm delighted you have such cute little red balls..

Bit hard to concentrate with the naked woman behind though.. :o

Very Good test..I'm delighted you have such cute little red balls..

Bit hard to concentrate with the naked woman behind though.. :o

Spoilsport. :D Spoiled the suspense for others. :D

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Very Good test..I'm delighted you have such cute little red balls..

Bit hard to concentrate with the naked woman behind though.. :o

Spoilsport. :D Spoiled the suspense for others. :D

Velly Solly guardian,..Just wasnt thinking I guess :D

Velly Solly guardian,..Just wasnt thinking I guess :o

It's ogay, LBD. No offence :D

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Velly Solly guardian,..Just wasnt thinking I guess :o

It's ogay, LBD. No offence :D

You are Such a Kind Undestanding Gentleman Thank You a Million times.. :D:D:D

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