Spider bites Australian man on penis again

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Spider bites Australian man on penis again

 

SYDNEY: -- A 21-year-old Australian tradesman has been bitten by a venomous spider on the penis for a second time.

 

The man was using a portable toilet on a Sydney building site on Tuesday, when he suffered a repeat of the incident five months ago.

 

Jordan, who preferred not to reveal his surname, said he was bitten on "pretty much the same spot" by the spider.

 

Full story: http://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-37481251

 

-- © Copyright BBC 2016-09-29

[Slaps]

 

 

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Take the pain away

Leave the swelling

 

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[Silurian]

Weird fetish maybe?

[halloween]

Was it the same spider? Is this a relationship thing?

 

Hopefully they will shorten his new nickname to SF.

[Yoram]

I think it meant to be a fellatio job and it went all wrong.

[halloween]

Jordan, there is a better way to meet nurses.

 

Many years ago, I arrived at a hospital around 1 a.m. with a burning sensation in the groin, after effects of an industrial accident. Nurse was surprised that I really had a problem - told me most nights they get one or two men wanting nurses to take a look at their appendage.

[colinneil]

Time for this poor lad to think about a sex change.

Cut it off then no problems going to the loo.

[geriatrickid]

This chap must be rather well endowed if his penis is dangling that low. Perhaps he should not be pooping  at the worksite and should instead  do it at home. Or  maybe not sit down to pee.

[wirat69]

No pointing.... it did not happen!!!

[petermik]

Try washing it,the bad smell may be the attraction....

[Emster23]

Maybe one of those snake eating spiders?

Bite me once, shame on you

Bite me twice, shame on me

[elgordo38]

6 hours ago, Silurian said:

Weird fetish maybe?

Was it the infamous perch spider looking for a place to rest. Maybe a sudden inflation scared him. 

[bark]

Why didn't he kill it the first time. What a Di-k.

[SportRider]

Doctor: Does it burn at the tip?

Man: I don't know, I've never tried lighting it.

 

 

[Jingthing]

Poor Australia ... so far from God, so far from the United States, so many spiders! 

[Kiwiken]

redback I guess bite hurts like hell but not usually fatal. did he not check the seat? or did he just plonk himself down. Bet he feels a real dick

[jesimps]

I worked in Darwin for 2 years in the 60s and you quickly learned to check under the seat for Redbacks.

 

 

[ebonykap]

Thank the lord there are no pics to go with the story.

 

Even so, no spotted dick for me for dinner tonight.

[tifino]

he's lucky it wasn't a whitetail - and/or one that kills off flesh

 

 

the Union will now surely blackball the site

[arithai12]

Too many Spiderman movies.

[JetsetBkk]

He didn't learn much the first time then.

 

[Neurath]

In Australia, even the spiders have good taste.

[Neurath]

1 hour ago, tifino said:

he's lucky it wasn't a whitetail - and/or one that kills off flesh

 

 

the Union will now surely blackball the site

Or a funnel web.

[ClutchClark]

The first time is an accident.

 

The second time suggests he likes it.

[sensei]

Peter Parker wannabe

[Grubster]

I got bit by a brown recluse spider in the US, that hurt like hell and left a good size hole in my leg after festering up. I have heard that if one of those gets you from below like this guy got it, you will get the sex change.

[swanny321]

    Did he mistake the crappers seat for a trappers door I wonder?

 

 

 

[Rorri]

12 hours ago, bark said:

Why didn't he kill it the first time. What a Di-k.

Perhaps, just maybe, it wasn't  the same spider, maybe it is not he who is the "Di-k".

[katana]

Reminds me of the Billy Connolly sketch, Thank God You're Here:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0RqqF62Xac

[Chris Lawrence]

You know who your mates are, when you ask them to suck the poison out. And its the second time. Do you think his mate might be a bit suspicious?