Robski Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 An Englishman, a Scottishman and an Irishman are on a hill walking holiday with their wives and as they're going along the Englishmans wife trips and falls down, landing with her legs in the air and her skirt around her waist revealing the fact that she is not wearing any panties. The Englishman cries "my God woman what are you doing not wearing any panties? you're making a right show of us" His wife replies "well you're always in the pub and you never give me any money, how am I supposed to afford new panties?" Ashamed the Englishman says "ok I'm sorry, here's £20, when we get back go to Ann Summers shop and get yourself some nice new panties" The situation is resolved and the group move on. As they're going along again the Irishmans wife trips and falls down, landing with her legs in the air and her skirt around her waist revealing the fact that she is not wearing any panties. The Irishman cries "beJeezus woman what are you doing not wearing any panties? you're making a right show of us" His wife replies "well you're always in the pub and you never give me any money, how am I supposed to afford new panties?" Ashamed the Irishman says "ok I'm sorry, here's £10, when we get back go to Marks and Spencers shop and get yourself some nice new panties" The situation is resolved and the group move on. As they're going along further the Scottishmans wife trips and falls down, landing with her legs in the air and her skirt around her waist revealing the fact that she is not wearing any panties. The Scottishman cries "Hoots hen what are you doing not wearing any panties? you're making a right show of us" His wife replies "well you're always in the pub and you never give me any money, how am I supposed to afford new panties?" Ashamed the Scottishman says "ok, well here's a comb, at least tidy your hair up." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totster Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suegha Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 Very, very good indeed! Chuckle worthy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnh101 Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 Did you know that Copper Wire was invented in Scotland ? Two Aberdonians were fighting over a penny ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robski Posted November 29, 2006 Author Share Posted November 29, 2006 Did you know that Copper Wire was invented in Scotland ?Two Aberdonians were fighting over a penny ! Good one. heard it, but like it a lot. sounds great coming from a Scot too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little Black Duck Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 : Did you know that Copper Wire was invented in Scotland ? Two Aberdonians were fighting over a penny ! Good one. heard it, but like it a lot. sounds great coming from a Scot too. LOved the joke.. The Grand Canyon came about because a Scot dropped a Farthing down a Rabbit Burrow... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pink Mist Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 : Did you know that Copper Wire was invented in Scotland ? Two Aberdonians were fighting over a penny ! Good one. heard it, but like it a lot. sounds great coming from a Scot too. LOved the joke.. The Grand Canyon came about because a Scot dropped a Farthing down a Rabbit Burrow... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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