An Englishman, a German & an Irishman get arrested for drug smuggling & get sentenced to death.

They are given the choice of method: shooting, hanging or injection of aids - a slow, agonizing death.

The German says “shoot me”, bang he is dead.

The Englishman says “hang me”. He is also gone.

They get to the Irishman. He says “inject me with that aids stuff”. “Are you sure” they say, “it’s a long, slow death”. “Positive’ he says. So they inject him & he is laughing.

Then he says “give me another one”, they say “why”? “I’m game, just give me another one” & he is laughing so hard by now they look at him real baffled. He looks at them with tears in his eyes & says………………………

“I’m wearing a condom stupid”.

I Loved It...

:D nice one :D

It really did make me laugh out loud!

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I put a condom on my cell phone.......

So I don't catch anything from Phone Sex !