Nasrullah Posted November 8, 2016 Share Posted November 8, 2016 SCOTTISH COMPASSIONA man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs. Three women, from England , Wales , and Scotland , were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man. The English woman said "Have you ever had a hug?" The man said "No," so she gave him a hug and walked on. The Welsh woman said, "Have you ever had a kiss?" The man said, "No," so she gave him a kiss and walked on. The Scottish woman came to him and said, "'ave ya ever been f%%%d, laddie?" The man broke into a big smile and said, "No". She said, "Aye, ya will be when the tide comes in." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swissie Posted November 11, 2016 Share Posted November 11, 2016 To complete the tale: A Farang sitting on his bar stool, visibly in a depressed mood. 15 Bar Ladies ask him "why you so sad"? His reply: I blew all my money, I am broke. The 15 Bar Ladies (as a chorus) exclaim "<deleted>-off" while the cover-band in the background plays softly "Hotel California". Cheers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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