December 6, 200619 yr Mrs. Santa Claus was seeking a divorce from an enquiring judge who asked her to explain her marital problems. "It's that happy, jolly stuff, all year long," she said. "It drives me crazy!" "All year? Why, I thought Santa's work was only in the winter," said the judge. "Certainly, but in summer he takes up gardening," Mrs. Santa replied, "and then it's hoe, hoe, hoe, all day and every day!"
December 6, 200619 yr He's improving with time... like a good red wine. Taoism: shit happens Buddhism: if shit happens, it isn't really shit Islam: if shit happens, it is the will of Allah Catholicism: if shit happens, you deserve it Judaism: why does this shit always happen to us? Atheism: I don't believe this shit
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