Barber Collection

The barber shop I go to has a large sign in the window:

"Eight barbers: continuous discussion -- non-stop jokes"

Barber: "Your hair is getting gray."

Customer: "Try cutting a little faster."

A long haired teen was getting a "trim". He said to the barber, "I'm taking a year or two away from college to find myself." The barber replied, "If you'd get more than a trim, I'm sure you'd discover you've been there under all that hair all along."

A guy walks into a barber shop, is seated, and sez irritably to the barber, "I want my hair parted exactly in the middle." After about 10 seconds, the barber replies, "I'm afraid that's not possible sir. I just counted them and you have an odd number."

A fellow getting a shave asked the barber if he had another razor.

"Why?" asked the barber, "Is there something wrong with this one?" "I don't know." replied the customer. "But I would appreciate a chance to defend myself."

A new barber was far from proficient, nicking his customer a dozen times while giving him a shave. When he was finished, the customer asked for a glass of water. "Do you feel OK ?" asked the barber, worried that maybe the fellow was going to faint, after seeing the blood on the towel. "No, I'm fine." replied the customer. "I just want to see if my face or neck leak anywhere."