TONS

of praise for finally stopping all the faffing

around and getting the thread back on topic.

TINS of beer for everyone then!!

I TIPS my hat to that idea.

It TOPS anything that had come before

I would agree, but I think you are all FOPS.

Edited January 14, 200719 yr by The Dan Sai Kid

I find that too much beer chang FOGS my memory!

I've heard it can rust the COGS in your brain

Or BOGS your pickup

It can also make your LOGS very smelly!

and cause DOGS to grrrrr at you

and HOGS to grunt at you

unless u give them some HUGS

Edited January 15, 200719 yr by markuk

only MUGS would hug a hog

What about PUGS, would a mug hug a hog or a dog?

people have been thrown out of PUBS for that sort of thing

I've never been thrown out of a pub - but I'm not a PUSS like you!

As today is one of my rare be-nice days your remark

PUTS me at a disadvantage

Today is one of your PUTTing about days then?

Others might get out the rule book on that one

but you seem a harmless MUTT so I won't

cos it would mean getting of your BUTT

that should be 'off', not 'of - I oughta BUST you lip for that!

that should be 'off', not 'of' - I oughta BUST you lip for that!

Starting to repeat yourself ? BEST get a grip before

it gets worse.

Things are looking grim for sure - my BELT is getting tighter and tighter...

go sit in the sun and you will MELT

Edited January 15, 200719 yr by markuk

Markuk you made a mistake - you truly are a PEST!

mistake has gone i was a little slow and it was a TEST

I think it's time for you to head off back WEST...

Before you dyslexics post any more it would be BEST to check

your post will MEET the requirements

The knickers I wear are the size of a TENT