Only if he brings some MOET & Chandon instead.

A “bridge” too far for you “farangsay”, you must have a Moat then.

Just picture this then:-

Edited January 17, 200719 yr by Kan Win

Who needs a bridge - have my own BOAT.

Well don't BEAT the water too hard with the oars.

There's an Old Croc around here somewhere and

he can get a bit grumpy.

This one is for my pleasure

Boat s

Under this "Bridge"

Be happy to MEET up with you!!

On the side line,

Welcome

One will as usual be here @ week-end

You know who I am surely, by now?

Yours truly,

Win in Kan

Well don't Meat the water too hard with the oars.

There's an Old Croc around here somewhere and he Kan get a bit grumpy.

Edited January 17, 200719 yr by Kan Win

What do you MEAN by perverting my posts like this ?

By all means quote me but misquoting is in clear

violation of the Naul convention.

PS You Kan't spell and you Kan't win (the last

word thing) so there !

BEAN there and done that. Perversion of posts...................

All getting a bit much for me this fast-paced letter changing. I'm off to BEAT my chicken...!!!

You won't get a SEAT if you beat your chicken in public, it sounds mildy rude

i agree sounds like your off to beat your MEAT, nothing to do with chickens unless your strangling it!!

Yes, Chicken should be used as a MEAL not as something to beat!!!

I've finished beating my chicken now, time for dinner. Think I'll have some VEAL...!!!

Are you lot for REAL?

Edited January 18, 200719 yr by Robski

I've finished beating my chicken now, time for dinner. Think I'll have some VEAL...!!!

Now that's the real DEAL!! (not! Don't eat veal. LOL)

Now that's the real DEAL!!

Absolutely, we're DEAD serious!!

I f you want to beat your chicken you still need some LEAD in your pencil.

and if you are a good looking girl i can LEND you some!!

only if you MEND your ways

Don't MIND him

Yes, he's not a KIND person!

And he's talking out of his HIND end.

And he likes the company of his HAND a little too much - if you know what I mean!

I think you are being a touch HARD on this individual

Is there any need to HARP on about it?

or to CARP

Farangsay, you are a CARD and no mistake!

Yeah well now I have to CART by butt down to the 7/11

for some ciggies.

Do they still have cigarette CARDs?