might aswell go and race some CARS

I thought it was CATS that chased cars

no cats chase BATS

and do RATS chase bats

PATS him on the back

Not with the POTS and pans i hope. That'd hurt

no with little DOTS of water

Ah, DATS alright then (slang allowed i hope)

HATS off to you

Thankyou BB, no matter what anyone says, i don't HATE you

its just FATE that we met this way (only 14 more dumb posts to go)

Dont be LATE with your dumb posts....

C'mon MATE don't be like that.

you do the MATH, he will be happy soon...

you do the MATH, he will be happy soon...

The PATH of glory for all!

before they take a BATH

before they take a BATH

What? BOTH of them together?

a strange couple of BOTS

Someone oughta tell the BOSS!

can't he's off playing the BASS

The last i seen he was going BASE jumping.

The last i seen he was going BASE jumping.

Sorry,late,just bought a chinese VASE

a whole CASE of them?

a whole CASE of them?

No only one but i paid CASH

now i've taken your cash i've got to DASH

Can you buy me a DISH with all that money ?

maybe a rotton FISH if you're lucky

nearly time to eat,for me only FISH

maybe a rotton FISH if you're lucky

Sorry

maybe a rotton FISH if you're lucky

But don't show your FIST.