With a punk you better do a BUNK

Or a BONK on the head might bring you to your senses

or a HONK of your horn

or a HONK of your horn

are you a handsome HUNK?

i am just lucky i'm not a PUNK

i am just lucky i'm not a PUNK

I took a PUNT to go to Phi Phi

you are pretty PUNY though!

Take you a long time to get there on a PONY

Take you a long time to get there on a PONY

near a duck POND

are you FOND of ducks

Only when he can FIND them

i just hope he is KIND to them

wouldn't let him MIND my ducks

he'd probably let them step on a MINE

Are the mine's in a LINE?

they are scattered all over the LANE

There are none on my LAND.

lucky thers not one in your HAND

lucky thers not one in your HAND

Listen to the brass BAND

that will be a good way to BOND

that will be a good way to BOND

make any BONI?

Go eat a BONE

Consider it DONE.

Consider it DONE.

din-DONG

This is just like a game of ping PONG.

this man must be ting-TONG

I'm not sure i like your TONE.

this man must be ting-TONG

LONG tongue

Another LONE ranger

Another LONE ranger

BONE setter