I'm not in prison! Do you think I'm some kind of GERM?

I'm not in prison! Do you think I'm some kind of GERM?

sure not,i think you'r a richard GERE type

Unfortunately I have only been compared with Tom Hanks, but that is neither HERE nor there.

Unfortunately I have only been compared with Tom Hanks, but that is neither HERE nor there.

maybe a HERD instinct?

That's a bit HARD isn't it ?

Don't bite the HAND that feeds...

BFD!

Is it ok if I just stick my head in the SAND?

I'll SEND you a memo letting you know of my decision.

BFD!

I've already SENT it.

I hope the memo wasn't about putting the RENT up

Those landlords can RANT on forever can't they ?

Yes, when you run from the landlord makes you PANT eh?

Sure does make me want a PINT after all that.

Okay in a bar with MINT seats?

Yeah but don't forget which seat is MINE

Ok thats FINE but I want the one with the love handles on it!

I want the seat which is made out of PINE.

Can i smoke my PIPE there ?

It has to be said - again - what a collect PILE of <deleted>!

That's a bit VILE .

you could use your AILE to fly in!

Will it go the MILE though ?

Like I say, a PILE of <deleted>!

Calm down, calm down. Go and have a cruise on the NILE

I am full of BILE after that last remark!!

You can always get on your BIKE.

Do you think I am some sort of DIKE???

I don't know, you are rolling the DICE.

Do I look like I have a LICE infestation???

My name isn't Aussiethaied!!!

Be NICE now.