I will if you buy me some new NIKE trainers!

NIKE make my feet hurt, so I don't LIKE.

Sorry i was just doing another LINE.

Wrap a LINT on it - I'm off to bed

Sorry i was just doing another LINE.

Bad boy!

Well we can all LINK up laters!

Nudge nudge WINK wink, it wasn't me officer..

Edited March 13, 200719 yr by Austhaied

as you SINK into psychosis!

I have SANK there many a time..

Well you can BANK on it, it gets worse!

It is the BANE of my existence .

use a CANE to whip it out of yourself!

I CANT seem to shake the monkey off my back.

I wouldn't RANT about it!

my breathe is RANK

My Ass is the size of a TANK!

Edited March 13, 200719 yr by Matthew31140

I think I'll go to bed now and have a WANK. :D

I think I'll go to bed now and have a WANK.

I need one too, I have a full TANK of juice, the missus bum looks good though....

I need one too, I have a full TANK of juice, the missus bum looks good though....

woke up early i have to go to the BANK

If you get up extra early you could maybe fit in a BONK.

If you get up extra early you could maybe fit in a BONK.

drink too much in a honky TONK last night.

You sure TOOK your time.

I think you need to take a good hard LOOK at yourself!

You sure TOOK your time.

yes and i forgot my TOOL bag

Why don't Thai drivers TOOT their horns.?

Why don't Thai drivers TOOT their horns.?

BOOT them out

Send them all away on a BOAT i think.

Send them all away on a BOAT i think.

but with a duffle-COAT

or in a brand new COLT ....

or in a brand new COLT ....

better a BOLT-action rifle

Just smack em over the head with a BELT.