Wanted monk won't be easy to catch - he can walk on water, claims disciple of "UFO" temple

[bangkok101]

actually, the monk is only visible if the PM says he is...

[Sphere]

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...he can walk on water, claims disciple of "UFO" temple...

 

So what, BIB can swim on solid ground. 

[Bluespunk]

 

[tagalong]

Walk on water?  That's an old story, some other idiot used that one 2000 years ago, and it was a crock then as well!

 

How true....ALL religion is based on FEAR n INTIMIDATION........  There has never been peace in this world  since this fictitious person appeared 2000 y ago...

 

[dcnx]

This story just keeps getting better. 

 

Perhaps he could get a job with The Avengers with his super powers.

[Bluespunk]

4 minutes ago, tagalong said:

Walk on water?  That's an old story, some other idiot used that one 2000 years ago, and it was a crock then as well!

 

How true....ALL religion is based on FEAR n INTIMIDATION........  There has never been peace in this world  since this fictitious person appeared 2000 y ago...

 

I think you'll find there was quite a lot prior to it as well.

 

For example, the Roman Empire, which dominated the world at the time, employed genocide as a war tactic.

Edited February 17, 2017 by Bluespunk

[realenglish1]

OMG  walk on Water  and become invisible and to top it off "too heavy to Lift" That part I understand as he is too full of shit to lift

 

I cannot believe people believe this crap 

Edited February 17, 2017 by realenglish1

[sandemara]

These powers are nothing new in the world. I remember as a child marvelling at the skills of many "baddie" ninjas on the cult Japanese Samurai TV series (remember Shintaro and his sidekick Grey Mist, the Iga Ninja?).  However, such "purity" and super powers can only add to the stupendous potential of this monk character as a lakorn star in his own TV series.

[Nbarch]

I am reminded of an old  Carry On film:-

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"They seek him here, they seek him there
Those 'Thai police' seek him everywhere
Is he in heaven or is he in hell?
That damned elusive Pimpernel 
He meddles with the 'democratic' Revolution"

 

 

[williamgeorgeallen]

3 hours ago, rijb said:

Why does he need glasses?  Clark Kent?

to see into the future. but on a more serious not the cops might need a boats to catch him

[wakeupplease]

4 hours ago, rkidlad said:

Wanted monk won't be easy to catch - he can walk on water, claims disciple of "UFO" temple

 

No, he can't, dumb-dumb. 

Come on you have to agree. This is Thailand and anything can happen here

[Cuchulainn]

He can walk on water, eh? Shiite floats!!

Edited February 17, 2017 by Cuchulainn

[djayz]

Super Monk won't be easy to catch because he's loooooong gone. 

No superpowers, just a botched arrest that should have been carried out months ago. 

[worgeordie]

I must have missed it, when was the second coming.

regards worgeordie

[Nbarch]

17 minutes ago, worgeordie said:

I must have missed it, when was the second coming.

regards worgeordie

Second coming is scheduled for a Tuesday.

Does this help?

[WhizBang]

Very sad comment on the intelligence of these 'disciples'.
 

[MorristheRunt]

1 hour ago, sandemara said:

These powers are nothing new in the world. I remember as a child marvelling at the skills of many "baddie" ninjas on the cult Japanese Samurai TV series (remember Shintaro and his sidekick Grey Mist, the Iga Ninja?).  However, such "purity" and super powers can only add to the stupendous potential of this monk character as a lakorn star in his own TV series.

True, but then you grew up and realised baddie Ninjas were just some rank bad actor in a costume.

 

If an adult believes ANY religious superstitious nonsense, I fell very, very sorry for them and their mental state.

[ratcatcher]

2 hours ago, bangkok101 said:

breaking news: "thai police & military on orders from PM give up search for fugitive monk due to becoming invisible" 

Further, recently invisible monk beamed up and now thought to be cruising warp 8 on the star-ship enterprise circling high above temple....

Well then, it's about time we heard from our member in Hua Hin, NCC1701 to verify your comments.

[connda]

I've been waiting to hear that he has paranormal powers.  I bet he's just turned himself invisible and is laughing as the BIB pass by him.  Gotta love them cults.

[Black arab]

What the hell are those desciples on, i want some!

[joecoolfrog]

He has probably 'walked ' on a sea of brown envelopes !

[elgordo38]

11 hours ago, klauskunkel said:

"Even if found he can also make himself too heavy to lift," claimed the disciple.

 Thai authorities are preparing to charge Phra Dhammachayo, abbot ... to laundermoney, money laundering and receiving stolen property. The case allegedly involved 1.4 billion baht ($40 million) that was embezzled from a credit union. . I guess IF he is a thief he could be carrying his ill gotten gain around with him? whom would he trust? I guess that explains the to heavy to lift part. Do the robes come with built in pockets?

[PatOngo]

He ain't heavy, he's my brother!

[worgeordie]

13 hours ago, Nbarch said:

Second coming is scheduled for a Tuesday.

Does this help?

We are suppose to have a man who can walk on water,

so I thought it had already happened,now you have 

confused things by saying it will be on Tuesday,what

are your  sources .

regards worgeordie

[outsider]

Super monk. Very pure. But charged with embezzlement, says a member of the amulet-fearing society.

[klauskunkel]

"Water walking"

that's already been done, many years ago. Can't come up with his own signature miracle, always have to copy.

Land of xerox

 

[soalbundy]

I can walk on water in the shower and i can disappear when the wife says she wants the grass cut

[Canceraid]

Ok...now I got it...if the authorities need to force or even use a nuke to blow up the place, I will no longer say anything bad or condemn such actions....now I know the type of followers at the temple.....it will be of no lost to society.

[mike324]

the followers should let the monk prove that he can walk out of a jail cell then....easy

[sweatalot]

He can fly, too. And I know he escaped.

Yesterday I saw a big orange bird flying by with high speed.