kayo Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 (edited) You can have a lie in in the morning, unfortunately, Donz and Gracelessfawn join you.. I wish I had a girlfriend Edited December 19, 2006 by kayo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
November Rain Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 You can have a lie in in the morning, unfortunately, Donz and Gracelessfawn join you.. : Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BambinA Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 I wish I had a girlfriend yes you have a gf and she is ME! hahahhaha I wish i could kick kayo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kayo Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 (edited) You kick me and like a boomerang, I come straight back! I wish I had a bestselling novel on the market! Edited December 19, 2006 by kayo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
November Rain Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 You do have that bestselling novel. Unfortunately it's written from (& based on your true experiences in) a Thai prison. I wish there were more hours in the day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thai-Spy Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 You've got those extra hours. Unfortunately they're ones where you're kept awake by crowing roosters, barking dogs, cats in heat, drunks singing in the street, revving motorbikes, your ever-bickering neighbours and a thump-thump-thumping Techno bass-line courtesy of the folks next door. We wish there was peace on Earth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kayo Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 I wish the world was peaceful The world now finally, after centuries and millenia of war and bloodshed, lives in peace and respectful harmony and.. Awww... I'm not gonna be the one to spoil this wish. Forfeit. You do have that bestselling novel. Unfortunately it's written from (& based on your true experiences in) a Thai prison.I wish there were more hours in the day You've got those extra hours. Unfortunately they're ones where you're kept awake by crowing roosters, barking dogs, cats in heat, drunks singing in the street, revving motorbikes, your ever-bickering neighbours and a thump-thump-thumping Techno bass-line courtesy of the folks next door.We wish there was peace on Earth. that one's been done!!! make another wish quick!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mittheimp Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 (edited) There is peace on earth, Earth is now a tranquil, beautiful place where animals live without the threat of extinction, where pollution is just something that happened in the past. No guns, no war, no arguments and no crime. Alas there are also no longer any people! I wish I owned a 'bar beer' in Pattaya! (uncorruptable!! what could ever go wrong?) Edited December 19, 2006 by mittheimp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BambinA Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 (edited) I wish I owned a 'bar beer' in Pattaya! yes,,you own the antique bar beer at Patty , all waitresses are 90's y/o katheoy I wish i had a red top with an old white knicker which it had some spots of fungus while i was drinking a bottle of cheap whiskey Edited December 19, 2006 by BambinA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kayo Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 I wish I owned a 'bar beer' in Pattaya! yes,,you own the antique bar beer at Patty , all waitresses are 90's y/o katheoy I wish i had a red top with an old white knicker which it had some spots of fungus while i was drinking a bottle of cheap whiskey Darn Bambi, you really got in in for her don't you?! What's gotten in to you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
November Rain Posted December 20, 2006 Share Posted December 20, 2006 BambinA, You have all of that (but can't for the life of me think why you'd want it!), but somehow you find even lao khao is too expensive for you, so you end up renouncing booze & living happily ever after. Sorry, I like BambinA, and the other scenario (ending up in a gutter, begging) is too predictable! I wish all TV members will have a very, very Merry Christmas and that 2007 will be their collective best year ever! Corrupt that!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kayo Posted December 20, 2006 Share Posted December 20, 2006 DOH! Merry christmas november rain!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guardian Posted December 20, 2006 Share Posted December 20, 2006 I wish all TV members will have a very, very Merry Christmas and that 2007 will be their collective best year ever!Corrupt that!! ....And you'll be burdened with paying for all the lao khaos at the TV pissup. I wish I could become a TV moderator... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jasreeve17 Posted December 20, 2006 Share Posted December 20, 2006 I wish all TV members will have a very, very Merry Christmas and that 2007 will be their collective best year ever!Corrupt that!! ....And you'll be burdened with paying for all the lao khaos at the TV pissup. I wish I could become a TV moderator... Your wish is granted, but there's a sudden outbreak of tourrets syndrome in the Pattaya members section (not too hard to believe). I wish for a smooth, traffic free ride to the new airport. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kayo Posted December 20, 2006 Share Posted December 20, 2006 You beome a tv moderatore and everyone quits tv leaving no punters, and therefore no advertising revenue, and now you have admin hunting you down.... I wish guardian's avatar snake would do a belly dance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mittheimp Posted December 20, 2006 Share Posted December 20, 2006 You get a smooth traffic free ride to the new airport - but thats because all other traffic is banned because of another coup - this time Thaksin has returned! Guardians snake avatar does a belly dance, but watching this you feel a sense of complete depression knowing that you have wasted a wish on something as pointless as this. This regret lives with you for the rest of your life - as you think if only i used the one about Shakira and massage instead! I wish I could start every morning sharing a shower with Myleene Klass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swindonabroad Posted December 21, 2006 Share Posted December 21, 2006 You get a smooth traffic free ride to the new airport - but thats because all other traffic is banned because of another coup - this time Thaksin has returned!Guardians snake avatar does a belly dance, but watching this you feel a sense of complete depression knowing that you have wasted a wish on something as pointless as this. This regret lives with you for the rest of your life - as you think if only i used the one about Shakira and massage instead! I wish I could start every morning sharing a shower with Myleene Klass You get your wish and you approach your first shower with Miss Klass. As she slips off her robe you find to your horror that she is more man than you in the 'inbetween the leg department'. You now have to shower everyday for the rest of you life with he/she Miss Klass. I wish that I had a monkey that could help around the flat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
November Rain Posted December 21, 2006 Share Posted December 21, 2006 The monkey is a fabulous housekeeper. He even flosses your teeth for you! Sadly, they forgot to toilet train him. Can you say "Monkey poop"?... I wish my internet connection was faster & more efficient Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guardian Posted December 21, 2006 Share Posted December 21, 2006 Your internet is now more faster and you are getting new viruses every now and then before your outdated anti-virus program can detect and clean them. I wish I have an one million tetrabye (spelling correct ?) hard disk for my passion of saving movies and songs to my computer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pumpuiman Posted December 21, 2006 Author Share Posted December 21, 2006 Your internet is now more faster and you are getting new viruses every now and then before your outdated anti-virus program can detect and clean them.I wish I have an one million tetrabye (spelling correct ?) hard disk for my passion of saving movies and songs to my computer. You have your wish, you click the wrong link and download the entire CIA secret agent file list. You are hunted down and seek refuge in Pakistan. You spend your days trimming the beard of Bin Laden. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guardian Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 You have your wish, you click the wrong link and download the entire CIA secret agent file list. You are hunted down and seek refuge in Pakistan. You spend your days trimming the beard of Bin Laden. And your wish............??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grover Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 He wishes he has an excellent memory... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2long Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 I wish I could 'jet pack' to work! You know, like the astronauts! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pumpuiman Posted December 23, 2006 Author Share Posted December 23, 2006 I wish I could 'jet pack' to work! You know, like the astronauts! You jetpack daily. You develop "rocket butt". A debilitating condition that causes the build up of extremely hard callouses on your backside. You can no longer function at work. You take a job with the circus and are known as "titanium tush" You deflect objects with your posterior that have been launched at you at high speed. In the evening the fat lady rubs lotion on your bum, hoping one day you'll sit again. I wish I could catch a world record striped bass. (sorry I missed my last wish shame ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grover Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 No. your wish does not come to fruition. (I take more sadistic pleasure in denying than corrupting) I wish the super-filthy-rich people of the world used their financial power for the future good of all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davidjtayler Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 No. your wish does not come to fruition. (I take more sadistic pleasure in denying than corrupting) I wish the super-filthy-rich people of the world used their financial power for the future good of all. The super crazy rich people DO use their wealth to help everyone but just after the last person has been helped bird flu mutates to humans and that's the end of that .... I wish that I could drink towers of dark German ale all night and never have to pee .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grover Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 (edited) you never have to pee because the surgeons rewired your bladder tube to your saliva glands. Unfortunately your breath stinks and everything tastes like... but luckily you got dark German ale to wash it all down. I wish I didnt spend so much time on TV... Edited December 23, 2006 by Grover Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
November Rain Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 The govt clamps down on all internet forums citing the "moral degradation of Thai youth" and, thus TV is no more & none of us can spend any more time here! I wish I was 22 again, with the knowledge of my life & how it will go that I have now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dan Sai Kid Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 You are 22 again, but unfortunately it is in Giant Turtle years - so you are now 75! I wish I didn't keep losing my birds... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guardian Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 All your birds stay, but you are arrested for keeping endangered ones. I wish I could control anything and everything I wanted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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