To celebrate Christmas, a bartender says the first 3 customers who can present him with something to do with Christmas can have free drinks for the rest of the evening.

1st customer comes up and presents the bartender with a christmas card.

Nice one says the bartender - thats Christmasy - free drinks for you

2nd customer comes up and gives the bartender some holly.

Nice one again, free drinks for you sir

Then the third customer comes up and hands the bartender a pair of used ladies knickers

" Bloody hel_l - what have these got to do with Christmas? " Asks the bartender

" Their Carol’s! " replies the customer!!!

An oldie but a goldie!

An oldie but a goldie!

Same as me....except substitute "moldy" for "goldie"

An oldie but a goldie!

Same as me....except substitute "moldy" for "goldie"

An oldie but a goldie!

Same as me....except substitute "moldy" for "goldie"

:D