Cheeky farang prankster dupes Khon Kaen restaurant owners into believing he's Tom Cruise

[BigCinBKK]

Thai is a tonal language so handsome and handsuum do not mean the same thing...  Handsuum tanslates loosly to "tickle in the right place and gold coin will fall out"... 

No it doesn't.


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[wow64]

Maybe his name is Tom Cruise 

[Cracker2000]

3 hours ago, dotpoom said:

People tall me I look like Bruce Willis.....I always correct them and say...."No, Bruce Willis looks like me".

(That course I went on to do something about my inferiourority complex was really worth the money)!

Your lucky....

 

I keep being asked for Autographs as Ricky Gervais!

[cruisemonkey]

6 hours ago, TVGerry said:

All white people look the same!

I know... you are hansum man.... I am hansum man... we are ALL hansum man!

[tomta]

I used to look like George Harrison ... but he died first

 

[EnlightenedAtheist]

Tiger Woods, but Tom Cruise! That's preposterous!

 

 (The title is helped by the picture,without which this would have been even more remarkable! Bad writing, but we got it.)

[EnlightenedAtheist]

57 minutes ago, cruisemonkey said:

I know... you are hansum man.... I am hansum man... we are ALL hansum man! in reply to: " All white people look the same! "

Oh! They mean so hand same, so hand same,... Darn! And I thought ... darn ...

[PatOngo]

No one believes me when I tell them I'm Add Carabao

[tomacht8]

And all the trouble for a grilled chicken leg.
Humiliating.

Instead i  prefer to hand out the stunning girls my business cards.in RCA, BTS and shoppig malls.
Sincerely
Your
International Senior Elite Model Recrutment & Model Scout.

[Peter Pattaya]

The ladies say I'm a movie star from some horror movie but they still come back to my room. Baht talks! 

[ExpatOilWorker]

1 minute ago, Peter Pattaya said:

The ladies say I'm a movie star from some horror movie but they still come back to my room. Baht talks! 

 

Baht talks, monster walks!

[slappy]

4 hours ago, jbatch83 said:

5555555555555 this is my hometown of 6 years i always buy my gai yang from him, Never noticed this picture though as he has quite a few up and i always get take away so never really paid much attention ,

I'm going to give him stick later 5555555555555

Me too, looks like he's heading for double stick too. He a lovely bloke if you know him

 

[ThaidaGwaii]

I guess we all look alike in Thailand...

[dryronin]

That's not cheeky,that's miserable.

 

[Moonmoon]

at least he got the spelling right. TOM CRUISE. :)

 

my friends shop selling street food spell "CRAP FRIED RICE" 

 

One day while drinking beer together after he close shop i jokingly pointed out to him what it really meant. we had a good laugh about it.

[Moonmoon]

3 hours ago, tomta said:

I used to look like George Harrison ... but he died first

 

or did he? illuminati !!!

[tandor]

9 hours ago, colinneil said:

Next time i go to Khonkaen, i can pretend to be  Christopher Reeves        

..paint a red 'S' on your shirt and make sure your underpants are on the outside'...i reckon it will work mate.

[bangrak]

It's years ago, but in several places I could not convince the owners I was not Steve Davis (though I'm not ginger and don't wear glasses...), even had to play pool once, having no other choice, I went for it, telling I would play with my 'bad hand' (while it was my best), so happy they were, telling I was so polite (though I did the best I could), LOL!

There even was that 4-star-L Bkk hotel where they called me Michael Schumacher, and though I kept saying no-no-no, time after time, they kept giving me fancy free upgrades and local transportation, go figure...

I guess for, many, Thais it's as hard to make a difference between us as it is for us between kinds of Thais and staff from neighbouring countries...

Oh, and I met a guy in a bar who is, really, looking a lot like George Clooney, I 'discretely' spread it around, he seemed embarassed at the time, but I guess he didn't have to pay any drinks to the ladies to get some interest from them, or free drinks...? I saw him again, later, and felt sorry, as he told me he didn't appreciate the attention he got, as the girls had been speaking around... 

[bangrak]

22 minutes ago, Moonmoon said:

at least he got the spelling right. TOM CRUISE. :)

 

my friends shop selling street food spell "CRAP FRIED RICE" 

 

One day while drinking beer together after he close shop i jokingly pointed out to him what it really meant. we had a good laugh about it.

'Moonmoon': You were lucky, he must have been a real friend, and not some proud macho Thai thug, otherwise...

[Moonmoon]

1 minute ago, bangrak said:

'Moonmoon': You were lucky, he must have been a real friend, and not some proud macho Thai thug, otherwise...

no no not the typical somchai with face issues lol. no bottles or heads were broken that day

Edited March 2, 2017 by Moonmoon

[bangrak]

6 hours ago, Monkeyrobot said:

I meet 007 in a bar the other day, nice guy but clearly intoxicated. You can be anyone you want in LOS.

'Monkeyrobot': That '007' was kind of clever, as the choice of actors having been '007' on the screen is quite wide...

[bangrak]

When that guy looks like Tom Cruise, for sure I am Jude Law, as people in KL (to change the country...) were so sure of, but, but then I'd be dead, HELP........!

[The Deerhunter]

11 hours ago, colinneil said:

Next time i go to Khonkaen, i can pretend to be  Christopher Reeves        

You would need to. go on a coffin not a wheelchair.

[George FmplesdaCosteedback]

Years ago my mates and I used to play the "look-a-like game" when we went on a lads week away. They introduced me as Martin Shaw, and oddly I have been asked for autographs without any introduction. That was years ago though, more likely look like Professor Liddle Olman from High Anxiety these days...

[Rhys]

..ooooo the rich and famous....

 

[elgordo38]

13 hours ago, sanemax said:

Although they will not be giving you anything for free .

No samples??

[elgordo38]

1 hour ago, George FmplesdaCosteedback said:

Years ago my mates and I used to play the "look-a-like game" when we went on a lads week away. They introduced me as Martin Shaw, and oddly I have been asked for autographs without any introduction. That was years ago though, more likely look like Professor Liddle Olman from High Anxiety these days...

Martin Shaw one of my favorite actors. I have most of his Judge John Deed episodes. I also have another favorite Martin Clunes ASA Doc Martin another great actor. They have the types of series that could be never ending. Most of his episodes as well.  I really cherish them. 

[ThaiWai]

I've seen this guy before

 

[chubby]

Read Dyanetics,  Tom Cruise was cloned at birth .....

[steven100]

The chicken shop owner's eye sight has been deteriorating somewhat over the years ......