A boy went into a fish & chip shop and asked for cod and chips.

The proprietor asked the lad:

"Do you want salt 'n' vinegar on that?"

to which the boy replied:

"No thanks. I've got my bike outside!"

I need that one explained - I don't get it at all...

Can anyone help?

I need that one explained - I don't get it at all...

Can anyone help?

Lybias Cracked..Get the boys in white jackets he is at the ranting stage..

I grew up in north-east England on fish and chips.................but I still don´t get it at all.........................

I grew up in north-east England on fish and chips.................but I still don´t get it at all.........................

From the North West (Wigan), I don't get it either, probably WAY too subtle for me.

Libby has finally cracked.

I grew up in north-east England on fish and chips.................but I still don´t get it at all.........................

I don't get it either.

>>>I grew up in north-east England on fish and chips

...did you ever order "one of each twice with scraps"?

Cheers,

John_Betong

[edited - forgot something]

Edited December 16, 200619 yr by John_Betong

Can you get banned for crap like this?

Is this one of those surreal jokes?

Like: How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb? A fish!

A boy went into a fish & chip shop and asked for cod and chips.

The proprietor asked the lad:

"Do you want salt 'n' vinegar on that?"

to which the boy replied:

"No thanks. I've got my bike outside!"

what are you on libby?

Hey!!! You can't chide Libby. He did warn you all.

A Joke About Fish And Chips: (an English Joke), That might be difficult for some to understand..but here goes...

Hmmmm!! did see a punch line either

Hey!!! You can't chide Libby. He did warn you all.

A Joke About Fish And Chips: (an English Joke), That might be difficult for some to understand..but here goes...

A more accurate intro would have been: That might be difficult for everyone except me to understand...

I come from a Mecca for fish-and-chips worshippers (clue: I used to be a member of the Idle Working Men's Club) but I don't get that joke.

im still laughing my ass off.....

I come from a Mecca for fish-and-chips worshippers (clue: I used to be a member of the Idle Working Men's Club) but I don't get that joke.

How far is that from the real fish & chip mecca - White Cross, Guiseley?

im still laughing my ass off.....

Hmmm, does this imply that you actually get this 'joke'?

Perhaps a clue or two would not go amiss

I suspect Libby is the only one laughing his ass off. Having posted meaningless trash he's now watching us losers trying to make it funny

Edited December 17, 200619 yr by Crossy

im still laughing my ass off.....

Hmmm, does this imply that you actually get this 'joke'?

Perhaps a clue or two would not go amiss

I suspect Libby is the only one laughing his ass off. Having posted meaningless trash he's now watching us losers trying to make it funny

Hey ... don't misunderstand me ... i don't get it either ... but the commotion he created got that reaction from me.

I've heard it before :D

It is a long, long time since White Cross, Guiseley was worth stopping at.

My mother's folk all lived near there and it was a treat to go to HR's when I was a lad. But, by the time I was forty, it was a disappointment. Mother Hubbard's was better, if you wanted a sit-down do.

But they always tasted better when eaten out of newspaper, stood under a streetlamp, five miles away in Idle.

Ah, Memory Lane!!!

I've heard it before

I've heard it 1,674 times before. It just gets better each time, doesn't it? The first time I only laughed a bit (but I was very small then). I hope to hear this joke at least 200 times more and it is my ambition to finally die laughing at it.

I don't get it, I am not British, but it really is very funny! Anyone see the movie, The Aristocrats?

I don't get the joke at all!

Would anyone care to enlighten me?

im still laughing my ass off.....

Hmmm, does this imply that you actually get this 'joke'?

Perhaps a clue or two would not go amiss

I suspect Libby is the only one laughing his ass off. Having posted meaningless trash he's now watching us losers trying to make it funny

Hey ... don't misunderstand me ... i don't get it either ... but the commotion he created got that reaction from me.

Yep, you rewarded my paranoia. I THOUGHT you were laughing at all the rest of us clueless bumbleheads.

Libya, may I help you here? A joke is something said or done to provoke laughter or cause amusement, as a witticism, a short and amusing anecdote. Your 'joke' has been viewed 411 times and this is the 25th reply. You replied to my fish joke with 'Not Bad, But I refer you to my hilarious Fish & Chip joke on this board, which has attracted much attention.............. ' How many replies say that it is hilarious? How many just say'??????' Even a heavy reworking will only produce

A boy went into a fish & chip shop and asked for cod and chips.

The proprietor asked the lad:

"Anything on it?"

To which the boy replied:

"I want it on my bike!"

Still not amusing, were you trying to do something similar to the old lady asked the greengrocer for 2 lbs of potatoes?

"I'll have 2 pounds of potatoes."

"Will you take King Edwards?"

"No let him come and get his own"

For those who are not familiar with the term 'King Edward' in this context is a type of potato. I hate explaining jokes but felt that because some readers are not familiar with the term may need assistance.

Normally, if you have to explain a joke then it is not funny. Can you show your face on this topic and explain it so that we might be able to improve it for you?

gpt

I like that potato joke, a real rib-tickler, it will go into my 'book'.

I am working on a new joke, believe me it will change the face of this joke message board forever!

I grew up in north-east England on fish and chips.................but I still don´t get it at all.........................

From the North West (Wigan), I don't get it either, probably WAY too subtle for me.

Libby has finally cracked.

Bloody hel_l, a Wiganer .... I bet you miss the pies

St. Helens lad myself, originally Haydock, so I've had my fair share of Fish & Chips in the past and I haven't got the faintest idea about this one.

Do you want to talk about RL instead Crossy?

I grew up in north-east England on fish and chips.................but I still don´t get it at all.........................

From the North West (Wigan), I don't get it either, probably WAY too subtle for me.

Libby has finally cracked.

Bloody hel_l, a Wiganer .... I bet you miss the pies

St. Helens lad myself, originally Haydock, so I've had my fair share of Fish & Chips in the past and I haven't got the faintest idea about this one.

Do you want to talk about RL instead Crossy?

And the adopted Widnesian. Dad from St Helens town centre and lifelong Saints fan. Took me to my first ever Wembley final, saw the greatest try ever scored and I don't have to tell you which one I mean! It always amused me when South African Tom van Vol touched Wigan's Billy Boston. Afterwards, Tom would automatically wipe his hands on his shorts and give Billy a dirty look! Now a question for you and all RL fans - who came away from a Wembley cup final with a winner's and loser's medal (same final)?

[ Now a question for you and all RL fans - who came away from a Wembley cup final with a winner's and loser's medal (same final)?

Not a clue..... do tell.

1950 cup final Warrington v Widnes. Two Naughton brothers played in the final, Danny & Johnny. One was playing for Warrington and one for Widnes. After the prentation, The losing brother gave the winning one his medal.

Easier question. Which was the first team in the south of England to play rugby league. Clue - they did make national news headlines!

Edited December 20, 200619 yr by gpt