I was getting into my car, and this old skinny bloke with a hunchback and rotten teeth says to me:

"Can you give me a lift?"

I said:

"Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go

for it."

Now this is very good indeed, well done Libya!

I was getting into my car, and this old skinny bloke with a hunchback and rotten teeth says to me:

"Can you give me a lift?"

I said:

"Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go

for it."

Oyster? Fish and chips? Sounds fishy to me!

It's okay, still crackeresque though

Reminds me of this good Libya joke.

The waitress in the resturant asked for her tip.

I told her, "Marry a rich man".

They're bad enough without getting a second airing!