libya 115 Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 I was getting into my car, and this old skinny bloke with a hunchback and rotten teeth says to me: "Can you give me a lift?" I said: "Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suegha Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 Now this is very good indeed, well done Libya! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rods Posted December 20, 2006 Share Posted December 20, 2006 I was getting into my car, and this old skinny bloke with a hunchback and rotten teeth says to me:"Can you give me a lift?" I said: "Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it." Oyster? Fish and chips? Sounds fishy to me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dan Sai Kid Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 It's okay, still crackeresque though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rdrokit Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 Reminds me of this good Libya joke. The waitress in the resturant asked for her tip. I told her, "Marry a rich man". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dan Sai Kid Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 They're bad enough without getting a second airing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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