libya 115 Posted December 21, 2006 Share Posted December 21, 2006 A man takes his Rotteweiller to the vet. "My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?" "Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him" So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth. Finally, he says, "I'm going to have to put him down." "What? Because he's cross-eyed? " "No, because he's really heavy" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little Black Duck Posted December 21, 2006 Share Posted December 21, 2006 A man takes his Rotteweiller to the vet. Libby ya got me on that one it made me laugh.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jasreeve17 Posted December 21, 2006 Share Posted December 21, 2006 Libya, after seeing your name as the poster I nearly passed this by. I'm mildly pleased that I didn't, as it's a step up Sir. Keep climbing that ladder.... not long to go now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thaigerd Posted December 21, 2006 Share Posted December 21, 2006 Thanks !!! Gerd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suegha Posted December 21, 2006 Share Posted December 21, 2006 Yes, a funny one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneeyedJohn Posted December 21, 2006 Share Posted December 21, 2006 Libya obviously has a surfeit of Tesco quality Christmas crackers that he has opened early Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soju Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 Much better than the previous offerings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prudent_rabbit Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 Another Tommy Cooper Classic, but allways worth repeating Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rods Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 Another Tommy Cooper Classic, but allways worth repeating I saw the punch line coming but enjoyed it anyway. On dogs.... Two guys with whippets in a pub. They're boasting to each other about how intelligent their dogs are. Finally one of the men has had enough and proclaims "My dog's a blacksmith. Watch this." He takes his lighter and sets fire to the dog's boll*cks, whereupon....... ................the dog made a bolt for the door! (sorry) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rdrokit Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 Pretty good Libya. I would tell my Boss but I don't have one since I am retired. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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