A man takes his Rotteweiller to the vet.

"My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?"

"Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him"

So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth. Finally, he says, "I'm going to have to put him down."

"What? Because he's cross-eyed? "

"No, because he's really heavy"

A man takes his Rotteweiller to the vet.

Libby ya got me on that one it made me laugh..

Libya, after seeing your name as the poster I nearly passed this by. I'm mildly pleased that I didn't, as it's a step up Sir. Keep climbing that ladder.... not long to go now.

Thanks !!!

Gerd

Yes, a funny one!

Libya obviously has a surfeit of Tesco quality Christmas crackers that he has opened early

Much better than the previous offerings.

Another Tommy Cooper Classic, but allways worth repeating

Another Tommy Cooper Classic, but allways worth repeating

I saw the punch line coming but enjoyed it anyway.

On dogs....

Two guys with whippets in a pub. They're boasting to each other about how intelligent their dogs are. Finally one of the men has had enough and proclaims "My dog's a blacksmith. Watch this." He takes his lighter and sets fire to the dog's boll*cks, whereupon.......

................the dog made a bolt for the door!

(sorry)

Pretty good Libya. I would tell my Boss but I don't have one since I am retired.