snoop1130 Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 Thai man arrested for allegedly smuggling human semen into Laos By The Nation A Thai man was arrested at a customs checkpoint in Nong Khai for allegedly smuggling six tubes of semen from two men stored in a nitrogen freezing tank. Nithinon Srithaniyanan, 25, was arrested at the Thai-Laotian Friendship Bridge checkpoint in Nong Khai’s Muang district at 9am. Customs officials searched Nithinon and found the tubes containing semen after they have spotted the man crossing the border several times carrying a large bag. The man admitted that he had carried frozen semen tubes to a clinic in Laos 12 times and to a hospital and a clinic in Cambodia 13 times since last year. Each time he was paid Bt5,000. Following the arrest, he was interrogated by Nimit Saeng-amphai, customs chief at the checkpoint, and Dr Chatchawal Ritthiti, deputy chief public health officer for Nong Khai. The man produced doctors’ certificates saying the semen tubes belonged to Chinese and Vietnamese men but the authorities still arrested him for violating the technology-assisted fertilisation act that bans the export of human sperm, eggs and foetuses. Nimit said customs officials had been monitoring Nithinon after he was spotted carrying a large bag while crossing the border at the Aranyaprathet checkpoint to Cambodia and the Nong Khai checkpoint to Laos. The arrest was made on a tips-off that Nithinon would cross the border again yesterday morning. Nithinon said he had hired by a half Thai-Japanese man, identified only as “Yu”. Nimit said the selling of sperm and eggs or foetus was immoral and it was the first time that such an arrest was made. Chatchawal said a lab test would later be performed on the seized tubes. From an initial observation, it was believed that the semen would be used for in vitro fertilisation at a clinic, Chatchawal said. He said Thai doctors might cross the border to perform the fertilisation procedure. Source: http://www.nationmultimedia.com/news/national/30312822 -- © Copyright The Nation 2017-4-20 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Grumpy Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 Show me a pic of the end recipient and I might donate them my own for free. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panda13 Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 Who would have guessed that there's a shortage of semen in Laos? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonmoon Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 pay 8450THB for 2 bottles of brain health supplement. as bonus, organising a trip to Laos to donate semen. massage n happy endings included. Interested parties PM me. PS: its not a ponzi scheme. PS just in case,:please dont really PM me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaltsc Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 "The man produced doctors’ certificates saying the semen tubes belonged to Chinese and Vietnamese men..." If you need Chinese and Vietnamese sperm to improve your gene pool, you are in real trouble. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thequietman Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 He should have smuggled it in, in his ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thequietman Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 It upsets me to know that there was money to be made from this. Just thinking about all that money that ran through my fingers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thequietman Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 18 minutes ago, jaltsc said: "The man produced doctors’ certificates saying the semen tubes belonged to Chinese and Vietnamese men..." If you need Chinese and Vietnamese sperm to improve your gene pool, you are in real trouble. Yes, kinda puts a bad taste in your mouth thinking about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sgracer Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 4 minutes ago, thequietman said: He should have smuggled it in, in his ass. or swallowed it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cunningstunt Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 Nearly human trafficking? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thequietman Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 Just now, sgracer said: or swallowed it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djayz Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 It's a sad day for mankind when we have to start exporting/importing sperm... What is the world coming to? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ceruhe Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 That's...illegal? Wait what? I got next years aprils fools ready though... "Men made to masturbate before crossing border to Laos to avoid smuggling semen" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sgracer Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 11 minutes ago, thequietman said: It upsets me to know that there was money to be made from this. Just thinking about all that money that ran through my fingers. I just lost 5000 bahts worth an hour ago Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HooHaa Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 15 minutes ago, sgracer said: I just lost 5000 bahts worth an hour ago check the tissue on the floor beside you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeneeds Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 TAXI, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
docshock13 Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 1 hour ago, Ceruhe said: That's...illegal? Wait what? I got next years aprils fools ready though... "Men made to masturbate before crossing border to Laos to avoid smuggling semen" Better yet, set up proper "happy ending zones" at the border checkpoint with live recipients where semen smugglers can deposit their sperm. They can't charge you for confiscating your semen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thongkorn Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 (edited) Thought it would be on draft. Rather than bottled. Well easy cum easy go. Edited April 20, 2017 by Thongkorn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chip Allen Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 Thank you and come again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotchonrocks Posted April 21, 2017 Share Posted April 21, 2017 So what's with the "half Japanese man" was the sperm to bring him into the world imported from Japan? What is the world coming to?!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatOngo Posted April 21, 2017 Share Posted April 21, 2017 the semen tubes belonged to Chinese and Vietnamese men Only communist sperm will do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misterwhisper Posted April 21, 2017 Share Posted April 21, 2017 (edited) I always export my own sperm whenever I travel abroad. Never had any problem. But then again, I don't carry it in a bottle. Edited April 21, 2017 by Misterwhisper correction Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrTuner Posted April 21, 2017 Share Posted April 21, 2017 Oh. I didn't know you have to empty the containers before entering Laos. No ploplem doing that on Thai side, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minnie the Minx Posted April 21, 2017 Share Posted April 21, 2017 A very strange story. Where did he put that huge bottle? Gosh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thechook Posted April 21, 2017 Share Posted April 21, 2017 He had a cunning plan to eliminate the Laos race. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emster23 Posted April 21, 2017 Share Posted April 21, 2017 14 hours ago, Panda13 said: Who would have guessed that there's a shortage of semen in Laos? Well, it is a landlocked country.... I probably am packing a bit of the contraband around with me somewhere in my pants amidst the smoke and gravel.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
humqdpf Posted April 21, 2017 Share Posted April 21, 2017 Let me get this straight - a man is transporting sperm from Chinese and Vietnamese donors but from Thailand and into Laos. I don't know about you Sherlock but there is definitely something they are leaving out of this story! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazza73 Posted April 21, 2017 Share Posted April 21, 2017 16 hours ago, Happy Grumpy said: Show me a pic of the end recipient and I might donate them my own for free. Six tubes? Now you are making me feel inferior. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moti24 Posted April 21, 2017 Share Posted April 21, 2017 15 hours ago, thequietman said: He should have smuggled it in, in his ass. Probably there in the first place, just syphoned off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jethro69 Posted April 21, 2017 Share Posted April 21, 2017 3 hours ago, Thechook said: He had a cunning plan to eliminate the Laos race. Even the US failed when the tried a couple of decades ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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