Jamesyboi Posted January 1, 2007 Share Posted January 1, 2007 Thought for the day: When I play rock/paper/scissors, I understand that scissors can beat paper, and I get how rock can beat scissors, but there's no f*%$ing way paper can beat rock. Paper is supposed to magically "wrap around" rock, rendering it immobile? Why the hel_l can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class?... I'll tell you why-- BECAUSE PAPER CAN'T BEAT ANYBODY! A rock would tear that sh*t up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/paper/scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper, I punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "Oh sh*t, I'm sorry. I thought paper would protect you" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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