Patrick Friesen:

your finger

          tracing    my ear

                               and down

                                          along

                                              my jaw

                                                you smile 

                                                       turning

                                     and ask

                              if

                                I'm all

talk

And so the time has cum for the Harem to open it´s doors.

Welcome one, welcome all, the doors are there, and the drinks are cold. The ladies warm and the host a gentleman.

Sheik Abdul: If you become part of my harem, I'll make you chairwoman of my global conglomerate, 'His & Harem Inc'! And you can have Saturdays off! And you can sue anyone you like

Throw us all in a room and see what happens, would seem to be the theme of this thread.

edit: The unofficial Moderators for this thread are:

Kayo

Bambina

Khall

Ice Maiden

Glauka

Soph

Patsycat

and special executive Moderators are the Colonel, Dr. PP, and Vic.

Lovejoy gets a VIP pass, as does Thaibebop.

And so the time has cum

The unofficial Moderators for this thread are:

Kayo

Bambina

CALL me MISSTRESS

buona sera..mio caro

Se io sono giulietta e tu romeo che cosa aspetti A baciarmi?

PS. copyright .. pls dont use this catwoman to be your avatar ..its mine.. and it will be back soon

That's all I have to say about THAT !!!

I feel honoured

"El harem era una fiesta...

la fiesta una canción...

la canción era una puerta

por donde entraba mi voz...

llegaron de todas partes ...

vinieron buscando sol...

el sol se había ido a Marte donde hacia más calor...

.../...

Como hacía tanto frío...

la candela se encendió...

pero como hacía más frío

la gente se entusiasmo...

mi voz que anda despistada...

y pregunta por tu olor...

y tú siempre perfumada

equivocas la equación..."

Well Kayo this is too long...so I am not even going to try to translated...

But because you are the gentleman host I am sure you will translate this for your...guests

Glauka was the servant but never became part of his harem...

"La vieja sirena" de Jose Luis Sampredo

I'm flattered Kayo.

That is really nice poetry/song Glauka - I think i understood most of it but my spanish is a bit rusty.

Perhaps the executive mods will baan Kayo.

I'm scared now, Kayo. Somehow I just knew you were going to do this.

Never a dull moment with you around, that's for sure.

Thank you Patsycat

Hi Glauka,

Perhaps you can give me some tips. What should i wear, etc.

Yes, and what kind of things will we be doing with you Kayo?

Yes, and what kind of things will we be doing with you Kayo?

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I am sure Kayo has a list.

Welcome everybody...

Welcome to Baan Kayo Harem..

Notepads and pens 60 tbh...!!!!

Buy two and get the third one free...!!!!

Oranges...10tbh/kg...!!!!

come and buy...!!!!

hairclips and hair bands for the ladies...and ties and socks for the gentleman...!!!

come and buy...

Come to " Glauka´s Gipsy stall"

Cheap, cheap, cheap...

Kayo I need to get some extra-money I hope you don´t mind...

Hi Glauka,

Perhaps you can give me some tips.  What should i wear, etc.

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Tips...What kind of tips? you mean like some spanish words...?

Hablo una poquita de espagnol, mais je parle mieux le français...

Can't wait for kayo's list of dos and don'ts!!

Je ne parlé pas Français...

Pero bueno si necesitas algo en español pregunta...o mandame un mensaje...

"El harem era una fiesta...

la fiesta una canción...

la canción era una puerta

por donde entraba mi voz...

llegaron de todas partes ...

vinieron buscando sol...

el sol se había ido a Marte donde hacia más calor...

The Harem was a party,

The Party but a song,

the song was a door,

From Whence entered my voice...

Arriving from all corners (of the world)

Come Looking for sun

The Sun was off to Mars where the warmth was more...

.../...

Como hacía tanto frío...

la candela se encendió...

pero como hacía más frío

la gente se entusiasmo...

mi voz que anda despistada...

y pregunta por tu olor...

y tú siempre  perfumada

equivocas la equación..."

And as it was so cold,

The candle lit itself.

But as it turned colder,

the people became enthused...

My voice wavered,

and asked for your smell,

and you -always scented

completed the equation.

Well Kayo this is too long...so I am not even going to try to translated...

But because you are the gentleman host I am sure you will translate this for your...guests

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I'm scared now, Kayo. Somehow I just knew you were going to do this.

Never a dull moment with you around, that's for sure.

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Yes, and what kind of things will we be doing with you Kayo?

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we all share and share in eachother.

Welcome everybody...

Welcome to Baan Kayo Harem..

  Kayo I need to get some extra-money I hope you don´t mind...

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Do I get free notepads and pens...?

Glauka, if you need some extra money...

...we can er... negotiate.

Si vous voulez, je peux tout traducir en francais, mais j'en ai pas envie.... Espanol, Thailandais, et Anglais son sufficient, no?

Bienvenidos a todos! Pase adelante. Cantamos, Bailamos, y......

Si vous voulez, je peux tout traducir en francais, mais j'en ai pas envie.... Espanol, Thailandais, et Anglais son sufficient, no? [/color]

Bienvenidos a todos! Pase adelante. Cantamos, Bailamos, y......

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I don´t understand that bit...

What do you think? Of course you don´t get free staff...THIS IS MY BUSSINESS

and because you are so kind you let me have it in your harem...am I right?

Y cantamos...y bailamos...y cantamos...y bailamos...hasta el amanecer

Bésame, bésame mucho

como si fuera esta noche

la última vez.

Bésame, bésame mucho

que tengo miedo a perderte,

perderte después.

Bésame, bésame mucho

como si fuera esta noche

la última vez.

Bésame, bésame mucho

que tengo miedo a perderte,

perderte después.

Quiero sentirte muy cerca,

mirarme en tus ojos,

verte junto a mí.

Piensa que tal vez mañana

yo ya estaré lejos,

muy lejos de ti.

Bésame, bésame mucho

como si fuera esta la noche

la última vez.

Bésame, bésame mucho

que tengo miedo a perderte,

perderte después.

Glauka, if you need some extra money...

...we can er... negotiate. Si vous voulez, je peux tout traducir en francais, mais j'en ai pas envie.... Espanol, Thailandais, et Anglais son sufficient, no? [/color]

Bienvenidos a todos! Pase adelante. Cantamos, Bailamos, y......

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Look this is what you could do, kayo...

"que con el palo que voy a dar al banco de la esquina...

yo te saco del barrio

que te voy a montar un pisito amorcito al lado del lago mas bonito del mundo...lalalalalala"

and also...

y despues de ponerte como una reina

con el dinero que nos sobre abriremos una tienda o quizá bar

o mejor una pastelería...

dime que otra cosa quieres

que a ti no te va a faltar de ná

What do you think?

Sorry kayo but it seems that the right songs just pop out from my computer at the right moments

Beautiful song bambina...

I wonder How long before all the thaivisa members start to post in Spanish...

I wonder How long before all the thaivisa members start to post in Spanish...  

when TV is SV

spanish visa (next life!!)

If this is gonna be in Spainish I am going be lost.

HI thibebop don´t you worry you are one of our special guest...and we know how to treat our guest here at baan kayo harem...don´t we girls?

BTW do you want to buy anything from my stall?

the oranges are very good today... and the tomatoes well ripped very good for tomato sauce...

I have also these beautiful watches...

Or what about this beautiful pair of slippers for your woman...

cheap, cheap, cheap...

good quality products at low price at..."Glauka´s gypsy stall"

Topic Moved to HKK...

THANK YOU WOLFIE...

If you ever come to my stall you can have anything you want for you and you woman for free...

Boys and girls we are back to the HAREM....Yuuuuuuuujuuuuu!!!

NOw do you want to buy something at...

"Glauka´s Gypsy Store"

cheap, cheap, cheap...

NOw girls...

We should think about our outfits...

What kind of outfit would you like to wear?

NOw girls...

We should think about our outfits...

What kind of outfit would you like to wear?

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I think something pretty would be nice

That kinda' mood today

Glauka i want this one

and please teach me how to dance

(BTW if limbo dance, next time i wont forget to wear my panties )