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Totster Star Member

Totster

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Here are the most recent topics in the Pattaya Forum..

Suicides

How Many this week

Watch Out For Pickpockets On Sonthaews

How A Visit To A Friend In Prison Can Land You....

Burglary

big problem ?

Romanian Man Wanted On Charges Of Fraud

Dutch Man Falls From Apt - Caused By Dog?

Bars Disco's With Double Pricing

Which bars charge foreigners more?

Conflicting Stories As Police Deal With A Fight

Pattaya Entertainment Complex Raided By Bkk Police

Water Charges

Cost of unit of water upped (again)

Opportunist Thieves Go To Work In Local Disco

Where's all the nice news.... there's got to be something nice going on in Pattaya other than, death, robbery and fighting... :D

totster :o

mrbojangles Star Member

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Where's all the nice news.... there's got to be something nice going on in Pattaya other than, death, robbery and fighting... :D

And the good news is...............I left last week :D:o

Mr BoJ

pluto_manibo Gold Member

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Some good news for Pattayans -

- new sidewalks

- widening of sukhumvit road

- beautification/improvements of public areas

- New park, road south of Bali Hai pier with beautiful scenery and viewpoint

- lots of rain to replenish the Maprachan Lake

- Better bargains due to being the "quiet" season

- New traffic lights to re-organise the chaotic traffic

- the creation of extra lanes to make U-turns

- New Immigration building to be located in Jomtien with ample parking

:o

Jai Dee Star Member

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I've got some good new Totster... well good for me anyway... :D

I've managed to book the same caddy for golf today that I had last week... 17 years old... cute as... knows the greens well... flirts a lot... want me to go on?

:o

dr_Pat_Pong Star Member

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I've got some good new Totster... well good for me anyway...  :D

I've managed to book the same caddy for golf today that I had last week... 17 years old... cute as... knows the greens well... flirts a lot... want me to go on?

:o

:D Missed out on the golf eh ? :D don't blame you :D

kayo Star Member

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Some good news for Pattayans -

- new sidewalks Canceled, due to high probability of farang going splat on the nice new pavement

-widening of sukhumvit road Annuled, due to labour disputes between the bus drivers and SUV drivers.

-beautification/improvements of public areas Will be fulfilled by removing tv.com users and replacing with more beautiful kateoys (sorry! couldn´t resist!)

- New park, road south of Bali Hai pier with beautiful scenery and viewpoint

- lots of rain to replenish the Maprachan Lake. Er...Excuse me...Who´s going to be buying all this extra rain?

- Better bargains due to being the "quiet" season... I found Pattaya just as noisy as ever when I went on the 10 of October three years ago.

- New traffic lights to re-organise the chaotic traffic. New Traffic Lights to confuse the traffic even more. More colours added, and flashing falling farang lights in bright Pink.

And so on....

:o

OlRedEyes Gold Member

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Some good news for Pattayans -

- new sidewalks Canceled, due to high probability of farang going splat on the nice new pavement

-widening of sukhumvit road Annuled, due to labour disputes between the bus drivers and SUV drivers.

-beautification/improvements of public areas Will be fulfilled by removing tv.com users and replacing with more beautiful kateoys (sorry! couldn´t resist!)

- New park, road south of Bali Hai pier with beautiful scenery and viewpoint

- lots of rain to replenish the Maprachan Lake. Er...Excuse me...Who´s going to be buying all this extra rain?

- Better bargains due to being the "quiet" season... I found Pattaya just as noisy as ever when I went on the 10 of October three years ago.

- New traffic lights to re-organise the chaotic traffic. New Traffic Lights to confuse the traffic even more. More colours added, and flashing falling farang lights in bright Pink.

And so on....

:o

I've noticed blue lights are popular here....

Maybe some nice blue lights on the traffic lights will be ignored less.

How about a muff diving championship on an 18 hole course to perk up the off-season....

Kerryd Diamond Member

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Here are the most recent topics in the Pattaya Forum..

Where's all the nice news.... there's got to be something nice going on in Pattaya other than, death, robbery and fighting... :D

totster  :o

Actually, this is all a part of the conspiracy by certain residents of Pattaya (known as the Pattaya Rak Pattaya party), who are trying to reduce the number of tourists that come here.

Reducing the number of tourists will result in:

fewer of them becoming residents and driving the real estates prices higher

smaller line-ups at various venues around the city

less traffic (maybe, hopefully fewer baht buses at least)

Less competition for attention at various venues around the city (but mostly concentrated along Beach Road and Walking St)

fewer amatuer sky-divers practising from their condo balconies

And so on.

The loss in revenue from having fewer tourists will result in fewer entertainment venues, fewer poor, innocent farm girls working in those venues, and the loss or reduction of other business's.

The Pattaya Rak Pattaya party is willing to accept those potential losses/reductions, as they believe the benefits far outweigh the possible negatives.

If you would like to join the Pattaya Rak Pattaya party, or donate to their worthy cause, PM me with your ATM card number and PIN code. The amount of your membership (or donation) will depend on what your account balance is :D

Totster Star Member

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I've got some good new Totster... well good for me anyway...  :D

I've managed to book the same caddy for golf today that I had last week... 17 years old... cute as... knows the greens well... flirts a lot... want me to go on?

:o

Yes please.... :D

totster :D

poppa Senior Member

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I've got some good new Totster... well good for me anyway...  :D

I've managed to book the same caddy for golf today that I had last week... 17 years old... cute as... knows the greens well... flirts a lot... want me to go on?

:o

Yes please.... :D

totster :D

Is this some sort of peadafile gay thread , or is it normal for you guys to hunt down 17 year old people working for a livng , or am i missing something

davethailand Ruby Member

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I've got some good new Totster... well good for me anyway...  :D

I've managed to book the same caddy for golf today that I had last week... 17 years old... cute as... knows the greens well... flirts a lot... want me to go on?

:o

Yes please.... :D

totster :D

Is this some sort of peadafile gay thread , or is it normal for you guys to hunt down 17 year old people working for a livng , or am i missing something

your missing quite a few things me thinks :D

Jai Dee Star Member

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Is this some sort of peadafile gay thread , or is it normal for you guys to hunt down 17 year old people working for a livng , or am i missing something

your missing quite a few things me thinks :D

Asolutely.... missing the whole scene actually, or maybe I didn't paint it too well (or perhaps a bit misleading) in the first place... :o

For the record, my caddy is a university student from Monday to Friday, whose only income is from the caddy fees and tips she receives on the weekends. Her father has left the family, leaving her mother alone and with no income to support her 3 kids. My caddy is the sole breadwinner from the family, she is not only supporting them, but paying for her tuition at uni. She's a bright intelligent girl and never grumbles about anything. She speaks reasonably good english, and we share a lot of jokes on the golf course. Her company is truly pleasurable. She knows I have a Thai wife and answers my telephone for me and talks to her if she calls whilst I'm playing a shot. There is absolute trust between my wife and I about the arrangement, and although my caddy does like to flirt a bit, I also like to have some fun, and we both know that it is never going to proceed past that... and we're happy with that. I tip her no more than what I tip any other caddy... although once I did slip her 500 baht to buy herself a new pair of shoes.

So poppa, before you have a shot and label people as predatorial peadofilic gays, get the full picture first hey? :D

Oh... nearly forgot... I've booked her again for next week too. :D

Thetyim Platinum Member

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, and we both know that it is never going to proceed past that... and we're happy with that. 

Hey JaiDee am I mistaken or has your nose gotten longer :o

OlRedEyes Gold Member

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She knows I have a Thai wife and answers my telephone for me and talks to her if she calls whilst I'm playing a shot. There is absolute trust between my wife and I about the arrangement,

Now you are one lucky guy... I have been trying to convince mine that a menage a trios is the way to go, but she keeps giving me this smiling stare, playing with a knife... :o

Totster Star Member

Totster

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, and we both know that it is never going to proceed past that... and we're happy with that. 

Should it actually read...

and we both know that it is never going to proceed past that... and she's happy with that.

totster :o

Jai Dee Star Member

Jai Dee

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, and we both know that it is never going to proceed past that... and we're happy with that. 

Should it actually read...

and we both know that it is never going to proceed past that... and she's happy with that.

totster :D

:o:D

spike Explorer Member

spike

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Headlines I would like to see...

Soi dogs, not just loyal pets, but tasty after school treats too!

Puzzling disappearance of area soi dogs, Korean table tennis team detained for questioning.

loong Ruby Member

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Is this some sort of peadafile gay thread , or is it normal for you guys to hunt down 17 year old people working for a livng , or am i missing something

So you think that a man with a 17 year old is a paedophile?

My god, my 20 year old nephew is a paedophile!!! :o:D

PS where did the "gay" reference come from?

What planet did you come from?

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