ice cream cones, are you serious bro? you don't know what a cone is in the context of this discussion about weed, are you like five years old dude?
as for meditation, I've got nothing against it but you sound completely pretentious for mentioning it. you're like my vegetarian (ex-)friend who won't shut up about it.
you definitely need to head to the balcony and mull up with this stoner...