Harry Palmer

(well maybe not all of em, hey Hairy palm?)

now i'm not sure if wolfie is having a go @ me in a nice friendly jocular manner or with evil malicious intent... but just this once i'll give him the benefir of the doubt...

just one question though wolfie... if it ever does get to swapping insults.. can you take em' as well as dish them out? i mean will you hide behind your moderators label or play fair?

i apologize to the teacher forum mods. if i have gone off topic but i hope you will understand...

The Wizard of Oz

Zorro...

Harry palmer and the goblet of semen

oh dear fatso... as i recall you had a nervous breakdown the last time we exchanged views in a thread... i really don't know why you have decided to start again... but just remember it was you who kicked it off this time you will be hearing from me again...

streetcar name desire

...friends and former co-workers of mine have gone on to schools where students and teachers are encouraged to go out and socialise. one friend even claimed that it was part of the job requirement, but i think he was jesting me...

...of course, many schools have strict rules against socialising of any kind. but some would argue that the students do get something from it. i have had many students who were nice people, and i actually liked. last year, one invited me out to dinner with him and his family. in addition, i have gone drinking on a number of occasions with my students...

...so, what's the view out there on this? is it worthwhile, or should one maintain a professional distance?

are you asking for something like this...

1. easy job. only requirement: speak english

2. don't want any challenges, no prep work, no grading

3. i know i am not much of a choice but i just need to earn

enough to pay for whatever hobby i have today

if your future really hangs on this one hope, wouldn't you think that trying to be more prepared for it would enhance the possibility of having a happier future? (read: certificates, etc.)

teaching is a stressful occupation... how to spot the depressed ones...

zig-zagging from periods of elation to gloom...

abrupt changes in personality from cheerful, confident and energetic to sad or 'mean'...

self medication with alcohol, illegal drugs or katoeys...

unable to get out of bed... that'll be the katoey restraining you...

ruminating constantly...

Thought I'd try one more time before this topic sinks out of sight.  Found some available lockers in the bowling establishment in MBK for 1500 a year.  Price is OK,  but they are still a bit too small for what I would like to keep in them.  Does anyone know of larger lockers or lockable storage space?

better late than never... it's taken me all this time to find this place but i think you'll find they are worth the wait

http://www.chubb.co.th/aviation/?name=luggage

Secure - Managed 24 Hours a Day

Short and Long Term Storage

International & Domestic Travellers

Six Locations at Bangkok Airport - International Terminals 1, 2 & Domestic

Here is a map of International Terminal 1:

http://www.airportthai.co.th/airportnew/bia/html/terminals.html#terminal1 ://http://www.airportthai.co.th/airpor...html#terminal1 ://http://www.airportthai.co.th/airpor...html#terminal1 ://http://www.airportthai.co.th/airpor...html#terminal1 ://http://www.airportthai.co.th/airpor...html#terminal1 ://http://www.airportthai.co.th/airpor...html#terminal1

and International Terminal 2:

tp://www.airportthai.co.th/airportnew/bia/html/terminals2.html#terminal2

I am very interested in the Lady Boy's sceen. I haven't decided to make a stab (no pun intended) but I know a few blokes who say the sex is great. I want one that has had the full serice of operations I have heard called post op. Any recommendations on where to get one, how to have sex with them, and warnings?

Hope people don't think this is to nuts but some guys swear to them.

i am busy researching the whole thai katoey phenomenon at the moment & hope to have my book on the subject published early next year...

i do hear tell that katoeys may be procured from the following places: -

casanova bar at NEP...

obsessions at NEP...

KC3 at patpong....

hanging around lower sukhumvit (after 2am)...

kings corner at PP (post-ops)...

oh... & the list goes on, but you now have a few places in which to begin your quest...

i am busy researching the whole thai katoey phenomenon at the moment & hope to have my book on the subject published early next year...

i do hear tell that katoeys may be procured from the following places: -

casanova bar at NEP...

obsessions at NEP...

KC3 at patpong....

hanging around lower sukhumvit (after 2am)...

kings corner at PP (post-ops)...

oh... & the list goes on, but you now have a few places in which to begin your quest...

Thanks for all post. I contact Royal Thai embassy in Oslo 6 weeks ago by E-mail, but no answer. 4 weeks ago a send a letter and a new E-mail, still no answer.

have you tried telephoning them? i assume they have phones in norway

I've seen quite a few men with ladyboys and even knew of one that married a ladyboy and moved him to Germany.

Wonder though, what the attraction is. I mean, you're not really gay if you want a ladyboy are you, because they are cross-dressers or transsexuals. But yet, if you are straight, why not get a real girl?

To each his own, just curious that's all.

[nasty and unnecessary comment on european women deleted] /PLC

i understand from hearing & reading about thai ladyboys that they can be quite aggressive.... apparantly they are not too difficult to spot, masculine wrinkled hands, an adams apple, big hips, deep voices & most of them are also quite tall?

once piece of advice that i did read was that one shouldn't fight with them as it's very embarassing getting your ass kicked by a transvestite...

i am a rather easy going fellow who is not too forcefull & was wondering if anyone has any tips to offer so that i may stay safe?

Raging Bull

get the idea?

each movie begins with the letter(s) of the last's completion...

let's start off with a classic:

Ben Hur

My wife will born a baby january 2005. At this time we stay in Norway, so the baby will be born in Norway. The norwegian government will give the baby automatic

Norwegian passport.

How can the baby obtain a Thai passport? Thai embassey in Norway?

Do the baby have to travel back to Thailand with a touristvisa in a Norwegian passport?

Will it be problem for the baby to stay in Thailand without thaipassport, I heard that Thailand don't accept dual passport?

Someone who know how to do?

i'm not an expert on such matters but i can offer the following advice, as no one else has bothered...

How can the baby obtain a Thai passport? Thai embassey in Norway?

i assume you have a good reason for wanting a thai passport for the kid... it would be a cold day in he.ll before i'd let my child have anything other than a UK passport...

Do the baby have to travel back to Thailand with a tourist visa in a Norwegian passport?

depends on how long you intend to stay... again telephone the embassy in norway...

Thai Embassy - Oslo, Norway...

Eilert Sundts gate 4, N-0259 Oslo

Phone: +47 2212 8660

Fax: +47 2204 9969

And telling everyone you've (supposedly) got a huge willy isnt?

How's blighty me old mucka, heard its a bit cold there...?

i never claimed to have a 'huge' willy.... anyway why is the size of my willy of such special interest to you?

you know very well that i only had the best interests of davethailand at heart... for one who shows an un-natural interest in sheep, he's a good sort...

putney... bright, sunny, chilly & wet.... i'll be back...

anyway.. back to the condom topic...

When I travelled through LOS last year I had a terrible time time mosquitos myself.

I hated using the chemical repellents. I few people told me about Avon's skin so soft...bath oil. The smell (which is pleasant to humans) repells mosquitos. It's not a chemical and leaves your skin soft.

I brought a few bottles of it with me to thailand and it works great.

Otherwise dit works.

'Avon's skin so soft...bath oil'... what sort of a bloke are you!

i'd rather suffer the mozzie bites than have a group of sex hungry pre-op katoeys chasing me wanting a sniff...

here is my mia noi... don't tell madame palmer

my physics is not that strong but isn't the 'outer hemisphere' a place outside of planet earth? is that is the case.. then i would ask how many extra-terrestrial beings are actually members of thaivisa (perhapd dr fat pong can run a quick check in IP locations?) & what do they hope to gain from such membership... apart from perhaps my warnings on the perils of becoming a transvestite english teacher in the LoS

coming from a less select part of town than djpat... i have to say that most of the soi dogs round my way fall into the category of being hairless, mean & aggressive... rather like davethailand in fact

i don't so much sacrifice the odd chicken leg to the pack leader in return for an unmolested walk to my front door as run he.ll for leather the full length of my soi & hope not to be caught be the ferocius beasts... and believe me.. it ain't always easy when one is wearing madame palmers underwear

We the Westerner are supposed to be the educated ones, so when a stupid farrang gets busted and it seems to be pretty frequent, good on her.

Especially when its a German.

didn't anyone ever tell you not to mention the war forgive & forget... now that we (eurpoe) are all one big happy family...

Sorry, Harry- you're the boy who cried wolf. Until we hear a consistent story from you I'm not posting serious replies to your threads.

"Steven"

no worries steve, it's your prerogative... if you are unable to suggest ways of practicably dealing with a not uncommon situation, we won't think of any the less of you.

i've been teaching at a small school for the past two months and am having immense trouble with one class in particular, wonder if anyone's had a similar experience & can offer some advice?

it's a small class with four girls (15-16 year olds) who don't enjoy coming... other than talking to each at the start of the lesson, they have little interest in me, and apparantly zero interest in learning english. typically they arrive late, are extremely slow to settle, spending most of their time yelling at each other across the room and doing their best to avoid eye contact with me. when asked a question they take the usual route by saying absolutely nothing or occassionally answering in their native language. one of the girls however is so introverted she NEVER makes any eye contact and i have NEVER (no exaggeration) heard her voice, she does not even speak to the other girls...

i've definitely started to take a cynical approach to them myself and see little point in planning fun and varied classes since no matter what i have them doing it's usually heads on the desk complaining about something...

if they won't make any effort i find it hard to justify investing time in their learning when other students are enthusiastic and involved...

Having a laugh together is just as important if you're wanting the serious thing. If not, just go for it.

once pat gets his y-fronts off & starts flashing his tackle... most women can't stop laughing... allegedly

i'm not sure what scampi is driving at but then his post was of such a length that it sent me to sleep...

if it's foreplay suggestions that you're after then...

dry sex (simulated sex through clothes)...

licking whipped cream or linseed oil off your partner's body...

rubbing your vulva against your partner's body...

rubbing your penis between the breasts, lower thighs or buttocks of your partner...

dress up in your partners marks & spencer lingerie, wear a pair of high heels & parade up & down is a solicitous fashion...