Harry Palmer

Harry i asked you to pm me i can help there is help there if you ask.

dont feel so alone you are not and we are not all againsts you really.

Be a man not a mouse.

not sure what to pm you about.... ok i'll go & have a look for something juicy & get back...

sword of truth and trusty shield of fair play!

The guys that i know that went into teaching all had the same qualities,

Drunks that were broke and did not want to go back to their own country.

hey.. just cos i can't afford to buy a new shirt or a pair of slacks... & like a little tipple in the evening...

without wanting to sound boastful, i've a longer and thicker than average 'tool' & the one size fits all raincoat just doesn't work for me.

who are you trying to kid

i heard that you were hung like a small boy.

davethailand - cos i think you are one of the more enlightened posters here.. i won't have a go at you this time.... but you open yourself up to an attack by even mentioning small boys on this board... ... careful what you choose to use in your material next time...

hung like a mouse... might have been safer... & just as meaningful...

i once knew a fine young lady who was able to pick up a bottle of unopened beer using nothing but the natural suction of her 'private parts'... she could hold it there for a full minute before having to release it...

i often thought she would make a fine wife for somebody one day...

Should I run away to Thailand?

This is the question that many men ask themselves each time they put down their heavily-soiled copy of Asian Babes. Do you have what it takes to start a new life in the exotic East? Yes?

Do you want to live with a raddled prostitute who cheats you into financial ruin before legging it back to her drug-dealing Thai boyfriend?

Do you want to amuse the ladies of the Nana Disco with your ridiculous dyed comb-over whilst trying to coax them back to your place for a grudging sympathy-shag?

Do you want to become a fat, tedious, no-mates <deleted> with a bottle of Chang beer welded to your hand?

Do you want to buy a dream bar, go broke and stage a dramatic death-plunge from your Pattaya balcony?

answer yes to these questions & you'll qualify to join the rest of us

last time i was in the LoS my only sufference was caused by the love of my flesh from the mosquitoes!

i will be in the LoS again shortly and wondered if anyone knows of any repellent for the body and for the rooms which actually work!

we need to discuss condoms here. which ones 'fit', which don't... whether the textured models are better, the lubes used, polyurethane or latex and stuff like that...

without wanting to sound boastful, i've a longer and thicker than average 'tool' & the one size fits all raincoat just doesn't work for me. i did a little research and decided maybe the Magnun XXL would feel less constricting for the work i had planned. i bought a pack & did a dry run and was impressed with their roominess... but when tested under battle conditions i encountered sensitivity problems... i now realise condoms come with sensitivity ratings...

i've heard that the Trojan Supra microsheer polyurethane condoms come highly recommended, about half the thickness of latex condoms... & transmit the heat and friction better, especially if you put a dab of lube on the inside to begin with...

now i'm wondering if i've suffered alone or if others are bothered too...

Talk out of your arse again, Palmer The Otter. You're sounding very much like erco now. Hmm.. interesting... erco couldn't spell either.

wot... run out of awards then elsie

my sympathy is for the poor thai vendors peddling the porn... most of you are only here for cheap dirty sex anyway...

you have the bare-faced cheek to complain about being subjected to such things whilst out on a 'shopping' expedition.. then come sundown you are invariably the first to the nana plaza in search of a go-go dancer who will happily wriggle on a guy’s knee for a couple of drinks, give you a feel of her knockers... such excitement usually leads you into paying the bf... when you then get to give her a full gynaecological examination...

...sword of truth & trusty shield of fair play...

comprehend changes in tone? not sure about that... but my dalmation spot likes to complete the times crossword every day

here are the meanings of a selection of nicknames for thai girls... i have highlighted one or two of my favourites...

An or Ann - Stout

Bpiak or Piak - Tiny

Bpet or Pet - Duck

Bum - Dimpled

Dairng or Deng - Red

Dam or Dum - Black

Dteuan, Teuan or Tuan - Warn

Dting or Ting - Protrusion

Dtohng, Tohng or Tong - Tall

Dtoi or Toy - Tiny

Dton or Ton - Trunk

Dtuk-dtah or Tukataa - Doll

Fah or Faa - Sky

Fon - Rain

Gai - Chicken

Gair-o - Crystal

Gop - Frog

Gung - Prawn

Jo - Eat/play (slang)

Lek - Small

Mai - New

Mair-o Cat

Mairm, Mem or Mam Madam

Miaw, Miao or Miow Sound of a cat

Moo - Pig

Mot - Ant

Neung - One

Nit - Tiny

Noi - Little

Nok - Bird

Nu, Nuu or Noo - Mouse

Nut - Junior

Oh or Ao - Soothe

Oi or Oy - Sugar cane

Som - Orange

Uan - Fat

Yai - Big

Ying - Female

erm, so they aint drinking fountains then?

bkkbarny.. oooh so innocent eh!

this is the guy who was recently arrested for participating in the disgusting craze of 'pumping' in public...

most 'pumpers' like barney use a modified bum gun, they insert the nozzle far up their rectum, giving themselves a rush of water, creating a momentary high. this act is a sin against god...

barney was arrested whilst in the act of 'pumping' at his favourite katoey bar one night in pattaya... one woman passer-by thought she was watching a twilight firework display, and started clapping...

pumping is the devil's pastime, and we must all say no to satan. use a bum gun to wash your dishes by all means, but then hide your gun where it cannot lead you into temptation...

He's got a good heart though

truth be know, i look more like the person on the right of this picture

i don't want to 'slag' off the people that exploit thai women & men, i want to effect change by confronting ppl. with all the facts & eductating them to become respected representatives of their respective countries...

PS.. i need a suitable graphic to complement the palmer motto... ideas?

'sword of truth and trusty shield of fair play...'

Why should teachers get stuck with bar girls when they have all those students to prey on eh?

certified professional ELT's in the LoS just don't do that sort of thing (well almost never), it's against our moral code... there maybe a few kao-sarn road rotten eggs that give the rest of us a bad name but we can & do deal with them...

i would have no hesitation in going right to the 'top' if i ever knew or suspected that an ELT was abusing his/ her position in such a way...

'sword of truth & shield of fair play'...

PS .. is it true that the ladies who sell 'som tam' in front of the hualamphong train station in bangkok do in fact sell more than just somtam?

thai people look suspiciously when they see a foreign man in the company of a thai woman. this is particularly true when the man is in his sixties, and the woman is quite young... a description of davethailand & madame davethailand perhaps

a thai automatically perceives the young woman to be a prostitute, and, of course, she may be. however, this perception is generally extended to all thai women who are accompanied by foreign men, which is most unfortunate. not only is this unfair to thai women, but it is unfair to foreign men as well...

so who is responsible for this? perhaps it's that for years foreign tourists, have come to thailand for the sole purpose of finding sexual adventures...

'sword of truth & shield of fair play'...

Harry Harry Harry, what is it with you???

One thing I've noticed since you joined is that you have a really big chip on your shoulder when it comes to bargirls.

I asked you before, what happenned to you? Did you tell us everything?

scampi me old mate... thailand & this board are plagued by farangs whose only interest in this beautiful country & it's rich traditional heritige... is sexually motivated...

all too often i see the sad results of this exploitation, usually perpetrated by manipulative, avaricious & perverted farangs... and as a farang myself, it gives me cause for great shame...

therefore i will speak out... and by god, with my 'sword of truth and trusty shield of fair play'... will effect change in this wonderful country...

know just what you mean... certain ppl. keep saying i got ginger hair... but i ain't.. i don't think i'm winning the battle somehow...

no point

i was just looking for deodrant or perfume while there and was gutted there wasnt any...

wondered if there were any shops there that did sell it?

robinsons... marks & spencer...

both sell quality merchandise to help you with your body odour problems...

'Purpura'...?

'HIV'...?

'Over enthusiastic waxing'...?

Up2U - forgive bkk_barmy.. yep he is english.. but his grammer is awful 

That was rich coming from you.

elsie.. are you stalking me? ...

surely you're not as obtuse as you're making out

if at all possible it's best that both parties attend the amphur office & null the marriage amicably... very inexpensive & takes less than 30 minutes...

starts to get messy otherwise... sorry not to have been more helpful...

'Purpura'...

I'm not into guys but you've got to agree, thai women (or whoever choose some of those guys) have a terrible taste when it comes to men ..

tis true... even acne scarred, broken capillaried, overweight, non-entities can find happiness... bkkbarmy will know what i mean here

ah yes.. pattaya... a massive, open air brothel...

i have heard that once a girl has worked in a bar for a few months & spent many hours dancing in front of those large mirrors, it becomes a habit that they just can't let go of...

just make sure that these girls are kept away from street lights lest they are overcome with an urge to wrap their tackle round them & slide up & down provocatively

it's different in our house cos i'm the one constantly preening myself in front of the mirror... but when you're as good looking as me... it's nice to look at yourself frequently...

a man being psychologically evaluated at a sydney hospital escaped from security last week and stole an 18-wheeler...

sydney police officers tried to stop the stolen tractor-trailer, reportedly driven by 44-year-old bruce thrupplewaite aka 'captain sensible', but failed... the captain left a trail of broken utility poles in his wake as he made his bid for freedom...

according to the sydney police report, sensible was a committed patient at the university medical center, being mentally evaluated, for his infatuation with & stalking of a good-looking & suave international playboy harry palmer (pic. below)...

the police have released a recent photo of captain sensible, taken during one of his frequent visits the a well-known sex resort in pattaya, thailand...

the public have been advised not to approach the captain as he is considered to be mentally deranged and suffereing from a perforated prostate... if you should sight him please phone the sydney police on their hotline ... 555-5555