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I consider myself to be somewhat of a sausage and English breakfast aficionado.  The best breakfast available is cooked daily by yours truly.

After more than 14 years of research, I can attest that the best sausages available are from Manston.  Their English breakfast pork sausages are probably the best, but I only have these sage and red onion ones in the fridge at the moment.

For clarification, they don't come anywhere near the quality and flavour of the many brands of boutique style sausages available to me at home. But they are miles ahead of the tasteless plastic skinned dogfood otherwise available in Thailand supermarkets.

I'm struggling to recall the last time I had a day sans alcohol, but I'm reasonably confident it was during the reign of Maggie Thatcher, may God rest her soul. ????

I wonder what John Galt would have to say about this?

Don't try to explain the theory of earthing to a Thai Sparky.  It's a rabbit hole you don't want to go down.

When I eventually convinced him the earth wire on the newly installed water pump was a necessity, he screwed it to a plastic housing. 

Economists and Meteorologists are allowed to get it wrong more than half the time and still keep their jobs.

I look out the window and can make a better guess. Objectivism comes in handy every day.

Back to the future, when a spade wasn't a shovel, and a transvestite was a bloke who wore women's clothes. 

Sell the house. Sorted.

No smoke, no skid-marks.  Drifting Thai style (driving in circles).

Hell yeah brother, you're not on the Cleetus McFarland youtube channel.

This happens to me all the time.  I just thought it's because I have a face like a burglar, and they assume I'm about to nick sumfink.

This is Thailand. I can see the Sub eventually being powered by a string of Honda PCX150 motors. 

Ironically, woke-ist dogma decrees that even though the perpetrator possessed an allegedly bent penis, we don't actually know their gender.

Hypothetically, the perpetrator may identify as a woman - potentially making this a female on female offense - even though the criminal and the victim both had 2 veg and meat. Actually, I vaguely recall a Monty Python sketch along these lines. 

Go to Homepro or any other similar retailer and you will find ready made drapes as per your picture.  The drapes are in a multitude of sizes and shades (pun intended) and the selection of curtain rods is virtually limitless.

Assuming the work is completed by October, I wonder what the timeline is to come back and fix all the cockups?

Let's be fair, it does look like well organised chaos. 

33 minutes ago, Cake Monster said:

How will they ever manage to clear a safe Channel for these large Ships through all the Stuff such as Floating Restaurants, jet Skis and para gliders that currently littering the whole bay

Major Incident waiting to happen

 

It will work the same as on the roads - give way to anything bigger and heavier than you, or suffer the consequences.

Cruise Liners will be the Concrete Trucks of Pattaya Bay.