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bendejo

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  1. This thread's chatter about 200 pound women may give some of the girls and their panders the idea to charge you punters by the pound.
  2. I suppose we'll be hearing the name John Peter Zenger in the media in the coming years.
  3. This made me realize it might actually favor DT to keep Garland as AG, as he will do nothing. Oh wait, he did go after Biden's son, so it can't be said he did nothing. Was Garland afraid to do anything? Y'know, FB can be replaced -- for a glimpse of how, just follow the dots to how FB replaced MySpace.
  4. Siberia not cold enough, Ivan? Should have done the trip with a South American company.
  5. Caption should be: "Waddaya think, feilas? Great pair. eh? Better be, they cost me enough!"
  6. See? If the duck didn't smoke he would have lived longer.
  7. If this took place on Loy Krathong maybe somebody stole his big shoe to make a krathong.
  8. IMO this guy is a disaster waiting to happen. Expect fireworks.
  9. Maybe it's not the same now, but a while back I had friends in the Herndon area, and I recall them making jokes about how just about everybody there worked for Uncle Sam. IMO kind of odd this particular incident happened there.
  10. Lesson #1: How to get the camel into the tank
  11. It's a baby Mothra. The tiny princesses will be looking for it, expect some Japanese folks to come knocking. I saw this movie when it came out, it made me scared of moths for a few years.
  12. Who is going to pay for bringing him the 30km? "Him hap to pay!" As for punishment, this is a nasty one, 1,500b.
  13. I know the russiarussiarussia thing that DT keeps bringing up is real because he keeps bringing it up to say it was dis proven, he thinks if he says it a magical number of times it will disappear. The schmuck hasn't figured out he's actually legitimizing it. The full Mueller Report will not be revealed in DT's lifetime.
  14. They voted for it, and now it's their turn: https://www.gobankingrates.com/money/economy/major-retailers-raise-prices-immediately-under-trump-tariffs-play-key-role/ Maybe the DT patriots can sell some of the guns they've been stockpiling since 2008 to make ends meet.
  15. Press lady: Mr president-elect junior, are you on drugs? DonJr: Why do you ask, you want to buy some? The above is not true. Hey, if I had his kind of money and I didn't have to work . . .
  16. If is was possible to change that "natural born" requirement it would have been done for Schwarzenegger, and he would have run in 2008.
  17. Ok, but you have to give the Yanks a 2-for-1 for actually pushing one into The Palace. I ignore all that stuff, so I only hear about the juiciest incidents in the headlines. Best comment I've heard was Meghan complained of the royals "they were racist to me," to which Chris Rock comments "Look who they are, what did you expect? They practically invented it!" Imagine if it was Tiffany Haddish instead!
  18. He was so smart that he paid other people to write his papers, so that he himself wouldn't have to learn and . . . . . . Umm, nevermind.
  19. Take that, Brits! Consider it retaliation for allowing Piers Morgan to come to the US.
  20. It's a possibility. There was a "son of Frankenstein" too. He considers himself to be the heir to the office. Can you say "Kendall Roy"?
  21. Where are the rocks now?
  22. Stupid is as stupid does. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Executive_Order_13769
  23. He paid her, and he still got into trouble? I thought the trouble started if you don't pay.
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