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I worked at the Music Hall as an usher when I was in high school. At that time it was a first-run movie theatre, with the stage show, of course. It was ok, but they kept bugging us to get haircuts (it was the late 1960s). Saw "The Odd Couple" so many damned times I think the entire dialogue is stashed in my memory somewhere.

If he can handle a country with 246 kinds of cheese, he may be able to handle the EU.

I like "Don the Con," as in confidence man. There's "The Man With The Golden Toilet" but TMWTGT needs work.

All those poor birds dying of cancer for naught.

Ok, I will not mention Ladyboy Alley off of Pattaya Soi 6. Sing it, Jim. Can you believe it has been more than 55 years since?

He should paint his face orange, like the other guy.

Ok, karma. Or maybe "It was God's will." You can get a lot of mileage out of that one. Or as the US Protestants like to say "thoughts and prayers."

DT and his more dastardly enablers (like Roger Stone) were supposedly trying hard to get Assange extradited when he was in the WH. I suspect they were looking to make use of his talents in the 2020 election, not stick him in a supermax.

customs inspector: "Is that a sausage in your pocket or are you happy to see me?"

I had no idea that any of the languages of SEA had translations for the word plagarise.

I've been using this for years: https://www.sordum.org/9470/windows-update-blocker-v1-8/

Arresting him would be branded political persecution, and would make the baby cry.

Bottle baby?

Last Friday he said he had $500 million at hand, and has had it the whole time. What's the problem? Or is he lying again? https://apnews.com/article/trump-bond-engoron-new-york-judgment-abfb3f8c6aac44836265c893f7548ff2

A video of him firing a gun, containing a warning to the president of the US. Not too bright, is he?

The only reason to take a tuk-tuk in Bangkok is because your ass is too big to fit in a regular taxi sedan. Ever seen two fat Arab ladies get into a tuk-tuk? Even then they can barely fit. And then there are their shopping bags . . .

Polish yoga? What's the rest of the joke?

Weed is great at preventing shark attacks. I've been smoking the stuff for 50+ years and have never been bitten by a shark. As for that image in the OP it apparently does nothing to prevent baldness.

He wouldn't have had to defend himself if he didn't cross state lines to get there, and put himself in the thick of things carrying an automatic weapon. And what was with the dog?

Upon going through an immigration or security checkpoint: "What have you there? Let me see. Oooohhh....."

And all the while they accusing the other side of a "witch hunt." Pretty pathetic. They're like a bunch of spoiled 11-year-old brats.

Went over to Macrium Reflect when I started using Win10 (2016). I don't recall what release it was, but at one point I made a bootable thumb drive and have been using it that way since. The only time I use the installed program is to mount an image. Performance has been great There are some file management programs out there that will help with backing up individual files and dirs.

Unfortunate for their kids: cancer on the mother's side as well as the father's.

Word going around is that he recently sucked up to the invisible men behind the GOP and will be getting their most talented campaign mavens. https://nymag.com/intelligencer/article/trump-campaign-chris-lacivita-swift-boat-veteran.html And then there are the American evangelicals. Wait until Flynn hits the GOP convention, he's been working on his "god, country, and blood" rhetoric for a few years. By October they'll probably declare any negative on the orange continence heresy. https://www.reuters.com/world/us/god-gave-us-trump-christian-media-evangelicals-preach-messianic-message-2024-03-22/ There were statistics on W elections a few years back, that ~40% of the people who voted for W were evangelicals (he, too, was a gift from god) and going by that I calculated that roughly ~20% of the US voters are such believers.

Just a matter of time before sonny boy here completes his fate, and it will be his own doing, one way or the other. How about charging his mama for giving a kid an automatic weapon, like happened in Michigan? Crumbley convictions set a legal precedent for parents that could reach beyond shootings