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Great. I get really worried if I can see bare copper, zooming in I can just make out the covers

Ah, maybe I see it. Is that a green/yellow from the bottom of the N bar round to the E bar? With that link there it's not surprising the RCD won't stay on. Do you have an earth rod?

OK, let me get this right. The large MCCB (the white unit at the top) connects to the incoming supply which is split by those two (lethal, please put the covers on) connector blocks one branch of which feeds your distribution board. Correct? The supply polarity now looks correct, please verify with your neon (should light on the brown wire). With the supply off, please check for a resistance between the N bar (all the blue wires) and the E bar (green/yellow wires), you should see a very high resistance / open circuit there.

The black and grey feeding the bottom of your main breaker are POTENTIALLY the wrong way round going by colour codes (not really a reliable indication but worth investigating). Do you have a multimeter? Or at least a neon-screwdriver? Please tell me you're not swapping the main breaker for the RCD with the supply live.

Better post a photo of your RCD too please. Close enough that we can read the rating text. If it won't stay on even with all the breakers open you very likely have a Neutral-Earth fault, it could still be the damp. Do you have any test gear (multimeter)? Have you verified that there's no damp in the works anywhere? Please also confirm that it has actually been OK in the past. It is looking like you need a sparks with the proper gear (an insulation tester at least) and the knowledge of how to use it. EDIT I'm also looking at your main breaker wiring, if the colour-coding is correct (definitely not a given) you appear to have a reversed L&N.

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Hmmm, who installed the RCD? Can you post photos of the board with the lid off please. Are you saying the RCD won't stay on even if all the breakers are off? If that's the case you are probably looking at a neutral to earth fault which can be a nightmare to find. Do check boxes for damp and possible ants.

It definitely sounds like the damp has gotten somewhere it shouldn't. Check that your boxes are completely dry (Madam's hair-dryer) then try to hunt out any other places where the wet could access.

It all the fault of listening to GHR!

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555, I went looking too. Unless they are counting the two Green Line extensions past Ha Yaek Lat Phrao and Samrong as separate lines coz they work under a different business model / concession agreement. Note that these stations have island platforms (and there's a depot on each section too) so could have been transfer stations if the concession was not awarded to BTSC.

@GammaGlobulin you and your weather-predicting bones! Ruddy Baltic this morning in Bangkok, 18C! Brrrr.

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Too late for this year now, but we used to have re-usable drawstring "Santa-sacks", one per present of course. Not quite so much fun as ripping paper off but so much more environment (and bank account in the long run) friendly. Something like this: -

Ethically sourced haggis I hope. The wild-caught ones are tastier but becoming rare now due to over fishing.

There are ones with bigger wheels that are more like a one-wheel motorcycle with a seat and handlebars. Much more suitable for us "slightly older" guys. I'd still want a lid (of course), gloves and probably skateboarding pads.

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I'd love to but my knees would never stand it, too much like slalom skiing.