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A Dentist, doing his first extraction on a patient, was understandably nervous. When he got the molar out, his hand shook, he lost his grip on the instrument, and the tooth dropped down into the patient's throat. "Sorry," said the doctor. "You're outside my specialty now. You should see a laryngologist!" By the time the unfortunate victim got to the laryngologist, the tooth had worked its way much further down. The laryngologist examined the man. "Sorry,"said the doctor, "You're outside my specialty now. You should see a gastrologist!" The gastrologist X-rayed the patient. "Sorry," said the doctor, "the tooth has traveled into your lower intestines. You should see an enterologist!'' The enterologist took some X rays. "Sorry, the tooth isn't there. It must have gone down farther. You should see a Proctologist!" The Proctologist examined the patient.... inserted a proctoscope and remarked... "Good heavens, man! You've got a tooth up there! You should see a dentist!"

Rice may attract the ants we also want to avoid.

Hmmm, who installed the RCD? Can you post photos of the board with the lid off please. Are you saying the RCD won't stay on even if all the breakers are off? If that's the case you are probably looking at a neutral to earth fault which can be a nightmare to find. Do check boxes for damp and possible ants.

It definitely sounds like the damp has gotten somewhere it shouldn't. Check that your boxes are completely dry (Madam's hair-dryer) then try to hunt out any other places where the wet could access.

It all the fault of listening to GHR!

A blonde decides to try horse riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and it immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse’s mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse’s neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly ignorant of its slipping rider. Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot becomes entangled in the stirrup, and she is now at the mercy of the horse’s pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over. She starts to lose consciousness, but to her great fortune, Bobby, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her and unplugs the horse.

How do you tell the sex of an ant? Drop it in water… If it sinks... Girl ant If it floats…

555, I went looking too. Unless they are counting the two Green Line extensions past Ha Yaek Lat Phrao and Samrong as separate lines coz they work under a different business model / concession agreement. Note that these stations have island platforms (and there's a depot on each section too) so could have been transfer stations if the concession was not awarded to BTSC.

@GammaGlobulin you and your weather-predicting bones! Ruddy Baltic this morning in Bangkok, 18C! Brrrr.

Headline: - 520,000 bees buzz to Chiang Mai Flower Festival!

Too late for this year now, but we used to have re-usable drawstring "Santa-sacks", one per present of course. Not quite so much fun as ripping paper off but so much more environment (and bank account in the long run) friendly. Something like this: -

Ethically sourced haggis I hope. The wild-caught ones are tastier but becoming rare now due to over fishing.

There are ones with bigger wheels that are more like a one-wheel motorcycle with a seat and handlebars. Much more suitable for us "slightly older" guys. I'd still want a lid (of course), gloves and probably skateboarding pads.

Here you go https://shopee.co.th/product/286416861/20357140867

I'd love to but my knees would never stand it, too much like slalom skiing.

Last shown on 24 December 2022 on ITV4 at 9:00 pm followed by The Dam Busters.

I saw a chap riding one of these in Bangkok traffic a few months back, he was wearing a bright-pink outfit and full face helmet and moving pretty well with the traffic. Only saw him once.

Is that actually the remains of tiny, tiny ants? These chaps really like electric fields and can crud up light switches, breakers, pump pressure switches and the like.

Another one that circulated back into my mind.