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You can see where this is going' the mug of beer' Keir will get writers cramp signing off leave to remains and council houses 🤔

The interior designer and co-owner Alexander' pointing out the new route to the toilet🤔

Hun Sen is trying the impossible of talking the Baht down is my guess🤔

Next time use AI you may become more interesting🤔

It was clear and this is Thailand' you can or could buy specific cheap call sims in the pound shop the last time I was there Google will be your friend here🤔

Easy don't need to stress keep a copy on completion on your phone for peace of mind 🤔

I recently spent £25 in top up credit on my Giff Gaff number from here to Metro Bank UK in a never ending queue after that failed my Mrs said try your AIS sim put in 003 then +44----and its 10 baht a minute still more expensive than Skype but 90% cheaper than Giff Gaff🤔

Recently Amazon started blocking certain apps on the Firestick ie, Ocean streams, live nettv etc but a couple of days ago reinstalled them and they are back up and working 🤔

There aren't any leaders will 50,000 generals do 🤔

On a positive note all potholes will now be filled in within 24 hours 🤔

Even the sheep are trying to avoid Halal slaughter 🤔

If Putin' doesn't show up or ducks out there will be "Severe consequences" in two weeks' or 90 days' or we may get a new red carpet 🤔

Only Pakistani and Hamas flags are aloud in these areas just ask Sadiq' Mr two Keir or the local Mayor' through an interpreter🤔

Today it ended up like this..but tomorrow who knows🤔

Only fools and Thailand take one 🤔

Just wrap yourselves in the Kevlar Baht for total protection nothing else needed🤔

He' already a convicted sex offender who's a compulsive liar inconceivable he wasn't bang at it🤔

A novel approach would be the Party and PM the people voted for but so many uniforms need to get rich first 🤔

Votes could be restored if the woman bring a bottle of Russian Vodka hey Pete🤔

Unfortunately the guarantor Taco Trump forgets what he said will happen to Russia last week yet alone far into the future he is unreliable and insane lock him up 🤔

The tub of lard is so lucky he doesn't sweat or he may well evaporate by next weekend 🤔

The rubber boots will come in handy when testing dead shorts from the coffee machine 🤔

Don't put to much trust in Starmer Mr president he sold the grannies down the river last winter 🤔

The trial of Labour Councillor Ricky Jones had a jury that was 50% non-British, a judge that was a diversity champion. Not a surprise they only took 7 minutes to make a not guilty decision.🤔

After torture 🤔