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sammieuk1

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  1. I don't smoke now for 11 years but if your a smoker banning it only makes the need greater and ways will be found 🤔
  2. He is the first politician in years to make me cry laughing' it almost makes you want to eat some dog' whilst watching some stormy porn on a lilo in the Gaza strip 🤔
  3. Dads' whip his nuts off or invest 5000 baht 🤔
  4. But Mr. President the ginger whinger may well know where the vault key to the Epstein tapes is🤔
  5. If you have a hole that kin' big in your bathroom it's time to burn it down 🤔
  6. Samsung is very good at selling me stuff I don't need 🤔
  7. Congratulations you've passed the test with flying colors without killing anyone🤔
  8. La-la land where concerns are only measured in hard cash🤔
  9. It looks like she got a right eyeful at some stage in her career 🤔
  10. Ear! ear where have we heard this before🤔
  11. Make up an address and when the time comes get your new cards sent here 🤔
  12. Keep up the good work of upsetting Pooh' by flying the Taiwan flag please🤔
  13. He is guest speaker on a water walking, miracle cures and making long sentences' very short course 🤔
  14. Police moved fast before the miscreants hoped it 🤔
  15. What a way to come back with a couple of schoolgirls on top of you 🤔
  16. And if you had a dinner for 300 Christians you would be branded a racist. it's the shadow government at work probably part funded by Lord Alli's free gear fund 🤔
  17. Up to 1 in 12 Londoners is an illegal migrant' Donald get your arse over here and sort these even bigger idiots out🤔
  18. With a 9,480 bill they must have thought they were the new owners 🤔
  19. Try to remain neutral to lure him in then batter the Swiss man is the way to go🤔
  20. Anyone ask the kids if they were slightly miffed by getting raped and murdered by bearded men quoting the Quran🤔
  21. The videos where ever they are would clear everything up and see who sweats or not 🤔
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