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. And building them a house is much cheaper and no paperwork......

Nothing else needed.... .

. Yes, I can.... #1 My ex-gf #2 my wife #3 the girl I'm thinking about while making love to my wife #4 my mia noi #5 my housekeeper .

. What do they call a doctor who graduates at the very bottom of his class.....? A proctologist. (Hey, if that isn't the worst joke of 2021, I don't know what is.)

. Covid is primarily nocturnal, coming out around 8:01 p.m. and is known to favor lager residue.

. Well, the last number of months clearly explains why Thais are so at ease at wearing flip-flops.

. Do you have a moment to cogently and logically describe what makes the people you don't care about lunatics and lost causes? .

. No, no, bad farang. You no work from home no visa, you pay fine mak mak.... We win for favorite place to work from home!

. Let's see....today is the 1st, that's an odd number....so flip.... Even numbered days are flop. .

. Age or IQ? .

. I've landed fish on my boat that flip-flop less than Thai authorities.

. You neglected the item with the broadest difference in cost*..... Female companionship. *Unless she owns a water buffalo. .

. My list of places to eat: Bangkok Chang Mai Hua Hin

. Wattanayingcharoenchai....? Really? When the King told Thais years ago they had to come up with surnames, apparently his grandparents couldn't agree on much.... But I'm just guessing.

. Not a problem, I'd gladly pay the reward.

. So, who is the guy whose job it is to sort through all trash and weigh only contaminated trash?

. Remember this promise a year from now.... This website needs an investigative reporter with a forum called, "Whatever Happened To".....

. Insurance applies for me, but already have my visa and reentry permit....

. Yes. But if I remember correctly, upon arrival at Old Swampy, they also wanted to see the ASQ booking.

That's what I thought. Which is the ASQ and the "retirement" visa I already have.... .

From the Thai Embassy website for returning to LOS through an ASQ: Applicant shows (1) Certificate of Entry (COE), (2) Medical certificate attesting that the traveler is free from COVID-19, using RT-PCR method, issued no more than 72 hours before travelling, and (3) relevant documents prescribed in Guidelines based on Regulations issued under Section 9 of the emergency Decree on Public Administration in Emergency Situation B.E.2548 (2005) (No.7) to Airline Officials and officials at point of Entry, otherwise might be rejected to enter the Kingdom I give up, what are the documents #3 refers to? I could assume, but.....

Yeah, right at $20. I'll bring three. ????

Is Bordetella a concern in Thailand?

. Thanks. I saw on Lazada they're about $20. Petco has them for $9. So I'll schlep a few over myself.

. No kidding? They have the machines in LOS? Thanks! My bungalow is very rural on a dead end road near the beach. I know everyone within a mile or more. I'm well-liked (go figure!) and no one there would think of stealing her. Thing is, she is also an eye catcher. Black and white Border collie/Australian shepard mix with pale blue eyes. Dog haters love her. So my concern is, if she did make it a few miles up the road and somebody nabbed her (she will come to anyone!) they might just want to be the only kids on the block with a non-thai dog. Putting REWARD on the tag might sway them. Decisions, decisions.....