daleyboy

I ask my wife about Hitler, and she says who

Like Brit says i have found alot(not all) Thais dont care or worry what goes on outside Thailand. I wish i could be like this

Generally wet and <deleted> miserable in the uk today. Nothing unusual there then

As those of you who have read my recent threads will know, i am planning quite a big trip this year.

Anyway part of that trip is to take my wifes mother and father and my step daughter and nephew on a flight from Phuket to Bangkok. As none of them has ever flown before i thought this would be a nice treat.

Now i can book airasia for around 7500 baht one way for all of us. The trouble arises when i am asked for their names. Now obviously i dont know how to spell these names in English and my pronunciation isnt great either. So any suggestiojns how i go about booking this? Anyone got any experience?

The other problem i have is dates of birth. The in laws dont know their birthdays And finally one other problem i have is the kids, now obviously they dont have id cards because they are only 11 and 12 in age, also they dont have passports. So anyone got any suggestions on what would be suitable id?

This is turning into a bit of a headache, never realised how hard this could be. I thougt about booking in person when we arrive, but i dont want to be in a position of promising them a trip on a plane and then finding out i cant get seats booked or that they are too expensive.

posting it made me feel pretty nauseas !

totster

Most of your posts make me feel nauseas

I hear crocs quite like scampy fries

he isnt their boss he is their gimp

Same thing !

totster

"Bring out the gimp"

"But he's sleeping"

"well wake him up"

Look out for tots, here is a recent pic of him

If you have a problem with ANY moderator, the best recourse is to contact the moderator in question and see if you can resolve your differences, if that doesnt work the next step would be to contact one of the Administrators of the site, these are George, Dr Pat Pong or Huski.

However bear in mind these are busy people, its best to try and resolve your problem at source.

And once you get over a 1000 posts you are allowed to make fun of the moderators and there not allowed to do anything back to you

I reckon if you ask wolfie nicely he will let you make fun of him and he wont ban or suspend you

The boys in blue are the boys in charge. You need to buy chang and wine on a regular basis for these chaps otherwise your ass will be grass.

Ohh and dont listen to tots, he isnt their boss he is their gimp

Happy Birthday mark

How are you feeling today miss bambi?

Happy birthday, ya big girls blouse.

You should of celebrated with Bambi, she was doing a strip show and everything for us last night in bedlam

Has anyone had a peircing down below?

It was something I was thinking about recently, I have heard it can cause problems but I have also heard that it can make bumpy bus journey's rather.. exciting.

G'day Scampy, nice Troll, but not as good as the sidecar on a jet ski.

I bet your great fun at a party Brit Btw you going to meet up with us in pattaya in July?

Already on me Calendar mate!

Good man

Happy Birthday Bambi!

Going to the March in the morning?

Your a nightmare booney, politics again let me say this really s l o w l y f o r y o u t h i s is a b i r t h d a y t h r e a d n o t a p o l i t i c a l t h r e a d

Indeed in England, Soutmead market in Bristol, not really the place where you get the highest brain power in the county

Right - well, go a bit further north into Wales and those folks do the same to 'strangers'.

Walk into a store where everyone is speaking English and they immediately switch to Welsh.

Lucky I had a Welsh friend to interpret for me - we didn't let on and left...

I was born in Wales, but shusshh dont tell anyone, and i moved over to the right country at a very young age, and still havent forgiven my parents.

My mum used to say the same thing, walk into a shop and tey would all swap language and speak in Welsh.

Bloody sheep worriers I think thats where the 2 southmead families come from

no more suspend .. got enuf ... its last chace for me

jeje

even i know George ,Huski and Dr patpong love me

dont dare me

i prefer u are in birthday suit only with me in my room

heheheheh

cheeky bloke u!!

Hey got to be cheeky to the lovely bambi on her birthday, just dont tell the wife

I am sure the boys in blue wont mind as long as you do a private show for them in bedlam We could get khall and boo and sbk and a few of the other ladies to be your backing strippers

I bet your great fun at a party Brit Btw you going to meet up with us in pattaya in July?

Jus to keep on topic lets hope it is as few as possible

Sawadee krup,

I'm a farang and I can speak Thai. I'm a fan-club of this forum more than 3 years.

I live in Bangkok and Chiengmai and run business with Thais. I like Thailand and Thai people.

I love to read all you posted but my English is no good enough and so shy to say or answer others.

I'm a divorced Farangsed(French guy) man and looking Thai lady to marry. Seeking for long time and I met that lady at this forum a few months ago. Now I never seen her at here more than 2 months. (Missed you so much) I don't know what going on but I want to ask for help from any who know her. Her first name is M, she is wise, polite,longhair and speak English very well.

I'm a good farang, I respect Thai lady. I want to marry and have good family in Thailand.

Ruk Tur Jing Jing.

Mr.P

Your just taking the piss.

you have 3 posts, so how many times could you of spoken to her??

or did you just send private msg's to random ppl??

Mate if you want to marry a thai girl so bad look on the right side of the screen, there is a few ads for you

Take it easy donz, your doing it again!! Jumping in with both feet when you dont know the full story. Or indeed any of the story. Just like the thread in the support forum.

Cool your teenage heart and relax.

tell me waht else u wanna see me tonight??

As all the men and a few of the women in the forum shout NAKED NAKED NAKED Come on bambers lets see the birthday suit

Lorry driver? Who, me or you?

Me mate

Happy birthday bambers, thanks for all your input to the forum, and all your help with translating stuff for my wife. May you have a wonderful year

Bit of a nothing sort of day in Bristol, not particularly miserable but then not sunny either, and pretty cold outside.

The Mango flavour is actually secreted by cats and is scraped from the gland in a cats rectum.... this is the same gland they scent mark with!!

Glad I'm not Mark.

Sorry, I was too busy licking me bum.

Well thats got to be better than licking someone elses ass i suppose

So it looks like we will have to rely on Wales beating the French and us beating Ireland by 40 points.

Ohh well forgone conclusion, no need to watch, England to win this year Ohh and then i woke up.