faraday

Aliens dun brung it.

It is because we have scientific knowledge that people can see that they didn't go to the moon...

I think the Thai establishment wants people ignorant.

Not sure about that Chris; you were sacked.

Banjo

Just explain what a myth is. She'll understand that.

Oh, & Stanley Kubrick too.

I would post my worst experience; but it involved a harness, what I thought was a willing ruminant & a very angry farmer.

Second best experience although not full sex, was with a welsh girl.

Best I don't post the exact act; as I think we have too many under 18's on the forum. Least it seems like it!!

Hirsute

In a Red VW in Burford High Street on a monday night, about 8pm.

Bikini

Hey, if anyone in the UK gub'ment is reading in...

Watch out for a run on sales of kayaks, rowboats and swimsuits on the French coast...

That's how I'd do it. Launch at dusk and be eating beans for breakfast.

beans for breakfast indeed. In jail only beans.

These are the Beans................

We also need 'milking' too you know.....

Not sure about everybody else .....But for me ....Built a resort for my wife ($150,000) so have a self paying and supporting investment in Thailand that cost me a LOT less than my divorce in the west...

So for me ...if divorce was in the cards ....Its just a plane ride away!

As for trashing western women.....why....well its so easy ....They age terrible (45 year old western women look 60 vs Thai woman who mostly look 10-15 years younger) .....Go to the mall in the west and see out of 100 women how many have a "huge" ass...probably 90 (guess thats OK if you're into big rear ends) vs Thailand where when I go to the mall I see MOSTLY sharply dressed young Thai women....And the added bonus in Thailand is when I smile at this young nubile lovelies ...they smile back ....NOT like the west where they flip you off and call you a "dirty old man"

Why trash western women? Western guys over 32 aren't exactly a catch either. Just because your currency is stronger doesn't mean you are not being taken advantage of. Do you smile at the people in the mall here? Certainly no westerns want to make an eye contact with me. The other day there were 2 disabled Germans on the wheelchair trying to cross street on the very busy road in bangkapi. No one was helping so my gf literally forced me to push their chairs. 10 minutes later not even a thanks from them. So.... What about western men?

I take it that you are younger than 32....?

I'd relate my thoughts, experience & views on why older men are indeed a 'catch', but I doubt you'd believe it.

Remote

I think their nationality is irrelevant.

I was asking why they invest in building new properties, if there isn't a return.

Nobody is that daft; so there must be another reason.

Why trash western women? Western guys over 32 aren't exactly a catch either.

Happy to shag anyone under 40 years old and under 50Kg.

Their nationality, race and religion ...... I'm not really bothered.

As for paying, quite happy to share my pension with someone half my age and weight.

You so lomantic.

England, my England by a Pakistani
I come to england poor and broke
go on dole, see labour bloke
fill in form have lots of chatters
kind man gives me lots of ackers
i thank him much and then he say
come next week you get more pay
you come here we make you wealthy
doctor too, he make you healthy
six months on dole get plenty money
good pal meat to fill your tummy
send for friends from pakistan
tell them come as quick as can
they come here in rags, rags and tatters
go on dole you get some ackers
they come with me, we live together
one thing bad the bloody weather
one day white man come inside
ask me if i wash in tide
i say yes we wash in tide
too damn cold to wash outside
all get nicely settled down
find big house in busy town
fourteen families living up
fourteen families living down
all are paying nice fat rent
more in garden live in tent
so i send for wife and kids
they do not have to live in digs
six months later big bank role
off to labour draw more dole
wife want glasses teeth and pills
they all free we get no bills
white man good he pay all year
to keep national assistance here
bless all white man big and small
for paying tax to keep us all
we thank England, damn good place
too damn good for white man race
if they no like coloured man
plenty room in Pakistan

Digression

And the Welsh - what about them, eh?

"There's lovely"

" By yer"

"B'there"

Odd lot.

Actually, many of the welsh are very friendly & kind. Good at Rugby too. Big lads.

Forum

There was a 'poem' type of thing, that I read a very long time ago that starts:

" I come to england poor & broke, go on dole, see labour bloke"

Heard of it?

So what is it about?

Ploughman's

Hey, if anyone in the UK gub'ment is reading in...

Watch out for a run on sales of kayaks, rowboats and swimsuits on the French coast...

That's how I'd do it. Launch at dusk and be eating beans for breakfast.

Now there's business opportunity..........

Ballox...can't seem to post the darn thing.

Pishes me off that these hard working crims, can't make an honest living out of their profession.