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Yes, they are attractive if you can sort real women from 50/50 types. Remove the ATM intellect, buying the family houses, giving her teenagers money for YABA and being treated like a open bank account yes, they are beautiful just like my ex Russian wife. Great looks and than learnt all about divoice lawyers real quick in the USA.

Like a shiny sports car, it needs a lot of attention and shop time away from you. Just sit in the pub and swap visa and marriage stories it passes the day if she lets you have enough $$ of your pension left after the 10k new truck payment for her father and the 2m rice machine is not broken from her son crashing it when drinking Hongkon.

I thought they BAN selling beer on the beach? So, how did the lovely ladies get their beer bellies while on holiday in Thailand?

" Looking for the driver ? "

Looking at the girls, this guy is as blind as stupid. Get some eyeglasses man!

Where do they report he winners of the lottery? National newspapers?

1. You can watch it on Thai TV

2. On line ck

3. Flyer at news stand following day.

4. Ask your GF

45 sad. If this area has a history like the Golden Gate Bridge for jumpers how about a little fenceing or something.

I look forward to seeing the additional professional electrical job installing power outlets to charge these vehicles at the taxi stands and bus station

I guess they thought there were no ATM machines here or we use credit cards. So, who doesn't go on holiday with millions of dollars in cash available. But, I do recall on your arrival card asking about how much cash you have. Maybe if you have under 10,000 usd then immigration will want to see if you have a hotel and exit ticket of Thailand.

But, tipping the immigration, surely must of been more than the taxi man, you think? No worries about exit tickets.

I bet the taxi drivers wife wasn't told the honest correct truth about his tip amount even if he came home at all.

This guy has a snake like smile like a used car salesman.

So, the shorts with hash marks sell for 1-3oo baht and washed ones 1k baht. Huh! A new market for unemployed beach vendors.

Never seen manyThai's wearing glasses, I guess for Charoen is must be in the profit margin. As for the beer baron, I'm sure he doesn't want drinking curfews impose and selling points closing. Will he make the list next year with the new laws? I would stay with Lipo and Red Bull stocks.

Don't just kick them out - give them somewhere to go. Singapore has its hawker centers for food stalls - Set up similar, for food and misc vendors in Bangkok. Thing long term, not just day to day. ( yes i know, wishful thinking...)

Dude, I live in Singapore for over 2 years and tell me which street has vendors on the sidewalk? Yes, by the MTR not on the walking areas even in Gaylang.

Its time Thailand grows up. How about going to school and get an education ( Like the rest of Asia), to earn more than 200baht a day used to buy YABA and booze.

Team, yes who runs first. Sorry, it reminds me of Polish jokes, how many to change a light bulb : 5, one for the light bulb and 4 to turn the table. So, 5 guys to wack 1 person, overkill or bad shots?

Yes, a good deed but why don't the Thai's themselves keep their areas clean. Their homes are clean inside except they throw all trash in the woods, streets , buses etc..., the public toliets area another story. This is the dirtiest Asia country I have every been in. When I was a teacher the kids had the habit of just throwing their trash on the classroom floor. There were times I spent the whole period cleaning the room before I teached.

All of the people they have in jails should be doing this work to repay their debt. No brainer.

Boy, they left a lot out about the beach sign rules ie;

1. I a jet ski operator will not park my crap on the walk areas.

2. I a food vendor with no running water and dirty dishes promise to stop dumping my waste in the public sewer system.

3. I as a working girl promise to stop drugging the tourist.

4. I as a Tuk-Tuk driver promise to never cheap or beat-up tourist again.

5. I as a Yaba user promise to stop killing tourist without leaving my DNA behind in the future.

6. I as a tour bus driver promise to keep my drinking to only 4 beers and whiskey before driving.

7. I as an unemployed teenager promise to rob only younger people who have a chance to fight back against me and my 10 buddies and to be fair in the daylight only as to not distrub the police late at night. Cost saving measures.

Fines for any of the about rules broken 50 baht. And a stern warning.

That's why I'm going to Pattaya.

Can't stand all these regulations imposed in Phuket.

At the end they will be prohibiting any farting on the beaches.

Freeeeeeeedom.........................

That was last weeks ruling about farting you must of missed it because you were in your beach chair having a beer and cig and McDonalds meal to go.

Surprised the crowd with '0' aviation experience has not hammered this one.

Not sure if you ex Navy aviation person to use the term "O" which could mean " O " level mainteance which are the usual maintenance team. And the F-16 is a fly by wire aircraft lots of avonics to control the aircraft.

I wonder if he wandered

Good point Watson! Did he wander from a dead drunk where staff had to carry him to his room just hours earlier. I don't know about the rest of you but when I drank to that point where I sat in the bar is where I fell asleep until afternoon. He must of drank the Red Bulls in the room frig and decided to go for a swim.

Nice resort, drink till you past out and drown in our private beach area at no extra charge.

Yea, the first thing I want to do on holiday is make my own hand gun just in case I want to blow my brains out over a bar girl in thailand. She must of been worth it. Oh! is my ATM card still in my room? But, the orginal plan was to jump out the window but my room is on the first floor hence my shop project, I even made my own bullets while going thru the airport. Planning is always best. This one is a CSI Las Vegas job.j

" There's no place like home "

I had such a foolish idea here also were I had built a weather proof metal unit not on wheels but possible. So, I had a location across from 2 schools with a 8,000 student body, little guys and high school. As we all know there are many hawkers for food and I wanted to be one selling mini donuts with the auto machine for show near the schools.

The point is once the Thai's around us( Juice and Chicken sellers),saw this shiny high tech box and went crazy to the school principle who said it was ok earlier, until the locals saw the unit and was threaten.

That said, these guys? WORK PERMIT, BUSINESS & TAXES LICENSES. Etc..? The space are they paying or acting like Thai's and put thier things anywhere? Well, it will be entertainiment sitting there eating when the police come or worst anger Thai's that will burn the boys business to the ground and hopefully they won't be in it.

Good Luck

Your Honor, after all it was Friday the 13th, not my fault!

Another report, a Nok person said the aircraft is new and therefore still needs some adjustment and a bit of oil.

Sorry I don't buy that at all. Surely no aircraft manufacturer would release a new aircraft to a customer in this state.

Perhaps the TV flying buffs could comment.

The doors are checked from the factory however: In a different environment the cables and weights inside the door can act different at different airfields.

I'm surprised the hi-so VIP's did'nt throw a tantrum and demand the flight take off regardless.

It was OK, they served the peanuts on a Chinese plastic plate.

The rear wheel looks like a solid spoke rim and the front looks like the spare which is a little smaller and made to drive 45mph for safety not 120kmh.

“I lost the control of the vehicle on the bend when my the right tyre burst. The van flipped in the air and landed on the central reservation,” he said.

Looks like it was a spare tyre already on the right front. Perhaps if he had been driving at a more sedate speed he might have avoided the crash

"Looks like it was a spare tyre already on the right front." - why do you say that?

Hard to tell in from the photo, but it looks like a normal wheel but the hubcap has come off upon impact.

"I lost the control of the vehicle on the bend when my the right tyre burst" - tyres usually burst when they clip the kerb, at speed.

Trying to blame a mechanical fault, rather than driver error.

They are lucky to be alive.