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  1. BritManToo
    The man from earth 2007.
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    I wanted to, but I couldn't afford Kylie Minogue.
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    You should try it out, it's a lot of fun. Especially if they weigh under 40kg.
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    If you wear a condom, might as well be banging a blow up doll .... Latex sex!
  5. BritManToo
    Elephants are not native to Thailand, there is no natural habitat here for them, and never has been.
  6. BritManToo
    Irrelevant at the moment as I am mainly restricted to the sofa, and can only just about stand and walk. Hospital visits I still need a wheelchair. I'm hoping to recover, but accept I might not.
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    I'll remind you, Pattaya is a family resort!
  8. BritManToo
    I tend to compare with my parents and pals. So far at 67 I've outlived them all, and assume I'm on borrowed time. Not a big one for the stats, the governments manipulate them to reduce pensions and annuities, and extend retirement age.
  9. BritManToo
    I'd say she was between nine and eleven, and walking along holding hands with her dad.
  10. BritManToo
    All women are 'bad' (I prefer acquisitive) after you've had regular sex with them. The trick is to pick the ones that don't have access to your assets in your home country and then only let them acquire what you're prepared to give..
  11. BritManToo
    More like 60 years old and 200lbs.
  12. BritManToo
    Where I lived there was no public transport, just a Tesco shuttle bus that was free to everyone.
  13. BritManToo
    The UK bank I'm with would cancel my account if they thought I lived overseas. So obviously the DWP is out of luck.
  14. BritManToo
    Better for me is good enough.
  15. BritManToo
    Anti vaxxer, COVID denier, climate denier, antisemite, racist, Trump supporter. Have I missed any?
  16. BritManToo
    I'm guessing yours is a whopper! Nothing wrong with big ones, I was dating a woman that must have weighed 200lbs in the UK, Her Sunday roasts were amazing, romantic evenings drinking wine by a roaring log fire. In the end she asked why I'd never tried it on and I had to come out with the old ,'i thought we were friends' excuse.
  17. BritManToo
    If you think Thai women are subservient, you've clearly never lived with one.
  18. BritManToo
    Real women are small, our western society has corrupted ideals of what women should be. My Brit son lives with an Aussie bird that's bigger and more manly than him. I prefer something in a smaller size but agree with you 37kg is too small for me, but you could probably fit.
  19. BritManToo
    You seem to be living in your imagination.
  20. BritManToo
    I prefer young, slim and attractive under 50kg to decent but huge and old. But hey, you sleep with what suits you.
  21. BritManToo
    Just before I left the UK my gf was 23 and I was 52. My Brit son said, 'dad, you can't, she was in my class at school'
  22. BritManToo
    Why would any educated western gentleman want to fit in Thai society? I only mix with other Brits!
  23. BritManToo
    Over 50kg is a deal breaker for me.
  24. BritManToo
    Serious sexless relationship with a woman that will take your home after popping 2 kids that you will never see again after the divorce.
  25. BritManToo
    I guess this means another 50% rise in food prices for those living in the west.

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