ALL women are just waiting for their husbands to die.
So might as well take the 25 year old.
60yo guy takes his new hot 25yo wife into his regular boozer.
Barman says, "Cor mate how did you score that one"
Guy replies, "I lied about my age"
Barman says, "Wot, like to said you were 40"
Guy says, "No, I told her I was 93"