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PETERTHEEATER

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  1. Perhaps the other hotel guests are living on the fruits of love. No need for breakfast.
  2. If Thailand was good for budget retirement I would send Rachel Reeves.
  3. Weeping woman - "What is the zig-zag line drawing you keep showing me?" Official - " It's the seismograph record of the tremor which collapsed the building your husband died in" Weeping woman - (screaming) "Are you out of your effin mind?"
  4. Exactly! If, by 'nylon' the author means synthetic fibre then it will almost certainly be machine made. I should expect the Chairman's office to carpeted in wool based imported from UK 🫠
  5. To thin out the soles of their new flip-flops making them more flexible?
  6. My sympathy lies with the US consumer buying goods from Kazakhstan. 🤣
  7. I can't make out the motif pattern on his boxers. Must be a Hong Kong triad secret identification......
  8. Then set up a Park and Ride outside the city and issue and enforce resident permits.
  9. Another was asked "Why do you want to be a soldier?" He replied 'Because I want to be Uncle Tu's gardener"
  10. The boat would hold as many people as the Captain chose to take on. The maximum number permitted would be on the license........er......Does it have a marine license?😋
  11. The swine were using a sand timer. Sand purloined from Pattaya Beach no doubt.......😩
  12. Better make that a bucket of non-conducting fluid or he might only get to clean up the first one.😄
  13. Cabinets full of Forms ThB 1000 were removed for safe keeping.
  14. For me, any tremor over 5 on the Richter scale is measured on the Sphincter scale! ,
  15. The Force Majeure is a clause which usually appears in contracts and insurance policies but, if, as the expert explains it specifically includes earthquake damage and ItalThai signed up to that they are liable.
  16. They could give it to children and watch their little faces light up.🫠
  17. I think the Myanmar junta want money, meds, survival equipment, heavylift plant, generators etc but not foreigners with skills. Britain in pledging GBP10 million but what form will that take?
  18. They will find Bangkok is not all it's cracked up to be.😋
  19. Farangs in Krabi scared shirtless?
  20. Off topic but still on safety. I am watching the media reaction to todays earth tremor outside the site of a multistorey building collapse. A woman walking by was wearing a large floppy-brimmed hat with a safety helmet perched on top.🙄
  21. My interpretation of this is that a junior and obsequious employee of the Foreign Ministry will visit each Ambassador in turn and present them with a basket of birds nest essence.
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