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Now I must treat every passer-by as a potential grenade.🫢

Seems to me they could argue successfully in their defence that they did not know what the parcel contained. It's reasonable to assume the parcel would be addressed to only one of them by name and the pickup point was a local Post Office.

I doubt it. But more than one ladyboy has claimed he gave them a pearl necklace.

I reckon he will be home before Christmas albeit with an electronic tag. Has he got Tony on speed dial?

When first I heard the name I thought it referred to the Indian run establishment near to me which promises to make two suits in 48 hours.

Gayzing at the lithe figure of Eros in Piacadilly Circus is popular with tourists. Perhaps she was distracted a fell in front of the bus.

They cut the throats of the pepperoni?

Officer: "Stand still lad, it's only the roll of the ship" Rating: "Feels like a roll of lino to me"

Possibly. Did anyone check the cut of his jib?

As a non-user reading the OP I would deduce that it is mainly foreign tourists who frequent weed shops. But is this really the case? Are Thai locals a minority when it comes to marijuana consumption?

So Interpol notices really work. The scarlet bovine benefactor will be shaking in his shoes.

Mr Muhamad was further humiliated by having to hold an A4 size brown envelope in front of his face?

Meanwhile, down in the planned SamSen subway station.........

Even if it is successful I doubt that it would be adopted to control the junctions on the inner Bangkok Sukhumvit Road.😋

Practically, how is that achieved?

The long hair fooled me.

The best bit about it, before the covering up, was the tapeworm.

The Spaniel tree. More bark than bite.

She played football for Argentina. So some of us do know Clever Clogs.🧐

There's a Hard Rock Cafe in Phuket?

In cases like this medical authorities should be able to call on the RTA to provide a helicopter.

This was doomed to fail. Even if the forged Passport had a fake entry stamp it would not have been entered on the Immigation database and would be detected and rejected during the attempted departure, which, it seems, it was.

I have used that on several occasions after trying other remedies. A single drop placed on an ant trail and smeared into a circle no bigger than one centimeter diameter wili quickly attract ants around the perimeter to feed. They carry the 'food' internally back to the colony and feed it to larvae and other workers. The delayed action is fatal to the insects and the colony will die off. Of course, life goes on and new colonies continually form and new visitors may arrive so keeping a tube handy is sensible. A Bayer product, fairly expensive at around ThB 180 in outlets such as HomePro but, in my opinion, good value because of economical use and effectiveness.

Mine was a valid comment George. The article did not mention the victim was not breathing or had no pulse. Applying CPR uneccessarily could complicate undetected internal injuries.

By the old Moulmein Pagoda lookin' lazy at the sea, there's a Burma girl a sittin' and I know she thinks o' me.........How times have changed.