Ring Ring
Governor to Enviro Minister - 'Hello. Could you send me over a pair of pumps'
Enviro Minister to Governor - 'Pumps? What you need Governor is a pair of Wellington Boots'
Tut tut! They are on duty in an air-conditioned room working out manual switching sequences to ensure the traffic lights from one end of Sukhumvit to the other are never in synchrony.......
When George Bush Jnr as President visited he was invited to the Palace and sat with the Queen. On an adjacent table sat an unusual three-legged silver ornament. George asked HM what it was and she responded 'I have no idea, you gave it to me'