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PETERTHEEATER

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  1. Ring Ring Governor to Enviro Minister - 'Hello. Could you send me over a pair of pumps' Enviro Minister to Governor - 'Pumps? What you need Governor is a pair of Wellington Boots'
  2. When you see the name on a future ballot you will know where to put the X.......
  3. But, but.....he's World Champion!..????
  4. Expect beaches on the west Gulf, typically Cha-Am southwards, to be inundated with tonnes of tidal-borne trash dumped into the Gulf by the rivers.
  5. Tut tut! They are on duty in an air-conditioned room working out manual switching sequences to ensure the traffic lights from one end of Sukhumvit to the other are never in synchrony.......
  6. The suspense is killing me.......
  7. Don't worry, it will be cleared in no time at all......
  8. Following the last inundation, some factories built flood defences at their own expense. They may well be tested this year.
  9. Just a ruse to compact the imported sand and hope the current rains don't wash it away.
  10. Proving just how systemic the plan is......????
  11. They need that to buy designer flat-caps.....
  12. South Korea and Thailand team up to drive tourism back to the boom times Or, in Thailand's case, the boom-boom times.....
  13. Where do you think all the s**t in the woods comes from......????
  14. Is an adapter required to enable an I-phone to filter urine?
  15. Which part is 'his rear?' If he was another inch faller he'd be round. In his favour, sales of skin whiteners and lipstick have increased.
  16. Does that include the remains of the two-headed kipper I had for breakfast?
  17. When George Bush Jnr as President visited he was invited to the Palace and sat with the Queen. On an adjacent table sat an unusual three-legged silver ornament. George asked HM what it was and she responded 'I have no idea, you gave it to me'
  18. To distract from all the mobile phones concealed under her costume.
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