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  1. PETERTHEEATER
    When George Bush Jnr as President visited he was invited to the Palace and sat with the Queen. On an adjacent table sat an unusual three-legged silver ornament. George asked HM what it was and she responded 'I have no idea, you gave it to me'
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    He was a former Defence Minister........
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    To distract from all the mobile phones concealed under her costume.
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    Ganja gree hair......
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    Red Bull gives you wings.......
  6. PETERTHEEATER
    Gibberish!
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    Which world was this competition intended for?
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    Yes, if a buyer holds them contractually to a high standard they can meet it.
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    To avoid potential friction it might be better to describe the goods as 'being shipped from our artisans in far Cathay.'.....????
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    .........and here was I thinking that the brakes had failed.
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    When I applied for my first Thai license decades ago a medical certificate was required which included being free from leprosy. I threw my bell away and passed.......????
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    NSS
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    The construction must be speeded up. Vendors are struggling to find somewhere to set up their stalls and motorcycle riders are being forced to use the roads......????
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    Meanwhile, at the new Government building MPs are wearing taxpayer funded Wellington boots.
  15. PETERTHEEATER
    No problem. We will carry out frequent drought management drills then.
  16. PETERTHEEATER
    Her name is Soo Donim.....????
  17. PETERTHEEATER
    .....and a spare key.....
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    I will settle for the slow train. I don't think 1 metre gauge Thai track can handle 100 kph. .....????
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    As you cross by road over a border into the province you will be stopped by the local BiB and asked to take a lucky dip ticket as to whether you can continue with your vehicle or not. Only 33% chance of success. If you pull a fail ticket it's get out/off and walk. Using the tried and trusted TAT formula the accident rate will be found to be reduced by 66%.
  20. PETERTHEEATER
    Of course. What else could it possibly be......Next please.....
  21. PETERTHEEATER
    The soles of his sneakers must have been electrically conductive.
  22. PETERTHEEATER
    To behis ex-wife they would have to divorce not just split up.
  23. PETERTHEEATER
    The pictures seen recently showing extensive flooding in the streets of the capitol must have been the result of light rain and showers.......????
  24. PETERTHEEATER
    "Anyone for tennis?"
  25. PETERTHEEATER
    Using their X-Ray vision?

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