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We sailed on the old John B, my grandpappy and me, over the Seven Seas we did roam.......😀

Users of social media should stick to distributing images of their lunch which is marginally more exiting than the redistribution of signs.

My heart goes out to the chicken. Sure as heck that bandaid was not applied post mortem.

Reaching out....trying to reach out...Just contact each other!

OMG! Has the national Chief of Police been informed? A motorcycle was pushed over!

I had ny budgie microchipped. Now it looks as if she's carrying a telephone directory under her wing. 😮‍💨

It gets worse. Later, the driver found he's got a flat battery.

The article also states: Nakhon Rattanaprapasala, part of the rescue team, recounted their experience as they rushed the patient to the hospital. Confusing. But, whether they were going to the patient or already had the patient on board any delay could be fatal.

Echoing General Custer's last words.

Cat? The one with eight lives?

The Germans and Danes were front runners but this escapade has put us Brits back in the race, the finish line is so close we can almost touch it......🤣

In retaliation, the Lahour party will replace Keir Starmer with Diane Abbot....😂

Back on topic. I'm inclined to believe that the Sergeant then facing a knife swinging attacker directly in front of him, pulled his pistol and shot directly centre mass. It was only by chance the attacker was hit in an arm and not the chest.

The remains were handed over? That bad huh?

I immediately had him pegged as a suspect. His fingerprints are all over the assumed weapon.😀

If this was one of those pole-mounted transformers if they overload they can explode violently and, if oil-filled, spray the flaming liquid around.

This appears to be the work of at least two rival groups. Anything you can do I can do better.

I will have a coffee and a Danish to go.......

The Sun newspaper will support Harris. Between her and Trump she has more Page 3 potential.😀

Traffic police routinely wear helmets. Seems the injured Lieutenant did not

Likely the result of the EV Batmobile battery overheating. Robin forgot to unplug the charger.

It seems, from the photo, to be a .22 Long Rifle cartridge typical for a 'zip' gun and not a .38 cartridge. Perhaps the image is not the actual weapon but is 'representative'?

He rejected the nickname Schlitz as being too Germanic😀

In related news, the Pope is to visit Riyadh in late December to celebrate Mass.

My wife is hard of hearing and routinely misses calls. I determined from Internet search that the old model Samsung S10 phone has the loudest ringer measured in decibels so I bought her a fully refurbished phone and set it up. I went through scores of 'ringtones' with her listening for what she heard as 'loudest' unsuprisingly this was one with high frequency trilling. Suggest you search for an Internet site showing Android phone volume comparison. Seems to me, the newer models have diminished volume due to case size and electronics limitations.