I find this report unconvincing. just think, if you were busting for a Number 2 in this situation you would likely seek to hide yourself behind a vehicle. Would your first thought be to climb onto the bonnet (hood) of a car and take a dump? Would you face the windscreen, side or forward. would you hope to use the windshield wiper as a 'bum-gun'?
Answers (on a postcard please) to Pattaya Tessabahn.