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Chongalulu

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  1. Can you extend that to the rest of the year - put you out of our misery.. ?or at the least let us have songkran in peace ! 😭
  2. I expect,as your friends, they must be very tempted to jump from those high places...?
  3. He has the beginnings of a fu man chu moustache to be fair…
  4. Given the size of him I tend to agree - hasn’t had a bowel movement in decades ! 🤮
  5. Likely Canvey island- the place you’re considered overdressed having more than one ear…
  6. If a fat bloke that size wandered into your bar saying " Quick,I’m touching cloth! " would you really risk it? That self closing seat would never recover ! 🤮
  7. Why not position himself over one of the fountains in that pool to obtain the full "cleaning" effect?
  8. He only needs to do 700 more of those to bring himself down to a healthy weight…
  9. Actually he lived out the better part of his life totally free and at 80 with likely just a few years left will have paid for care and be in a segregated unit for sex offenders. For him a fat better option than a lengthy jail sentence in early 50s and being on the offenders register thereafter. Sorry to burst your bubble..
  10. So he made sweeping changes to his life...
  11. Dinner? He was posting "meat and two veg " here !
  12. My report was due on 8th April too and since they upgraded on line reporting a few years ago it has worked seamlessly- except this time (rejected) and also coincided with not getting the usual email reminder 15 days before. When asking after doing it personally it transpired that there was an error in the system around that time. Thats all there is to it
  13. Most of the time they're using their own 5 digits...
  14. ”Zoom,zoom and zoom again ”. Bet what he really needed was a camera stabiliser...
  15. Extreme immaturity, a complete disregard for any kind of safety or fear of consequences, poor educational attitude leading to a lack of training, people never criticising others leading to breath-taking levels of irresponsibility, unwavering belief in fate/luck/magic. Just Thai culture leading to a particular mindset in some The fatal combination includes inbuilt (almost genetic) poor driving skills. They genuinely seem unable to judge distances ,this an extreme case, and have dreadful spatial awareness. A common example is there will be a gentle bend in the road and you’ll see unnecessary braking just before it . Or there’ll be a vehicle tailgating me on the approach,but I’ll recognise there’s no need to slow just by adjusting my line ,but the car behind on the exit will now be way behind because he had no idea how to judge it and over braked. Hazard perception is practically non existent too.
  16. Surrounded by 'green' where I am in Pattaya. Yes,but I don’t think the cannabis is helping…
  17. You just playing up the "hansum man" image…?
  18. Just for a moment I thought this was another one of Anutin's suggestions ! 😱
  19. Thank you for your own contribution…. 😜
  20. They tried that but insisted on smoking in the police car… 😞
  21. That’s because you didn’t "wear some flowers in your hair,you’ll meet some gentle people there" 🎶
  22. ….your what ??! I thought you were going to dance like that George Michael video "Let’s go outside" 😘. Perhaps he thought you were just pleased to see him… 😜
  23. Connect him to a "positive " terminal?..Oh wait a negative terminal has to be involved too…
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