Chongalulu

It’s called "offender profiling ", a proven scientific method …

You mean get divorced...? 😉

Exactly,locals on the ground could try to catch it..

His residence visa was withdrawn but not deported , he could go anywhere else he chose that would accept him. Errr…are you obligated to inform the police if your marriage breaks up? You may need+to acquaint yourself of evidence required to convict. You are not required to prove your innocence and not doing so isn’t evidence against you

You can still dial it in the normal way but it won’t be free.

It is if you still have credit, but you can’t buy credit anymore,you have to purchase a monthly subscription.

My wife ran away with my best friend some time ago. I still miss him…

Thank you for your overall reply and this. I understood that although his visa was revoked and although requiring him to leave (he didn’t appeal?) the news on here at the time was that could be to anywhere else. I guess he chose UK because it was easier and was confident there would not be the evidence to convict him (or he didn’t do it)?

My assessment is that he was arrested so he could be interviewed under caution. They clearly have very little,if anything against him otherwise they would have sought to have him remanded in custody. He was not hiding in Thailand but living openly under his own name but clearly police in UK had insufficient to have him extradited. I understand he arrived in UK of his own volition? Unless they can get him to incriminate himself I reckon they'll not have enough to secure a successful prosecution

Should I expect the same procedure if doing away with the missus..who’s being particularly annoying this morning…?

We know it was £30k so are you implying it’s not worth it?

What was her rendition of ” You've gotta fight..for your right... to paaaaartey! ” 🎶 🥊 like..?

What you're missing is the debt was £30k. You wouldn't get off yet erse and get on a plane to collect that. What's your " I wouldn't get out of bed for less than...” minimum?

Reading and comprehension difficulties, Cardinal?

While it certainly does seem that way when living amongst it just google "average IQ in sub Saharan Africa " to understand how bad it can get!

Bit of a harsh assessment of the orange robed fraternity….

I’m heading up there in my "Elephant man" outfit as we speak. Thanks for the tip! 😘

In further developments the family went on to thank the spirits for saving them by participating in the "put your kids head in the tiger’s mouth for luck" and the "kiss a king cobra for good health " ceremonies. Sadly it was recklessly followed by an irresponsible ride home in a Thai drivers mini van ….

The ones who know there are even bigger idiots willing to endanger themselves to make them that money…

What was the punch line...?

Indeed - it was simply the first step to breaking the glass ceiling in furtherance of women’s emancipation…

How do you tell when a Middlesbrough/ Geordie lass has an orgasm?… She drops her chips 🍟….

They look very much like people from leafy Hertfordshire to me.....

Unless he used a VERY long ruler..perhaps even one of those extra long metal tape measures….

I never strike the genital area…as a rule… 😜