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Chongalulu

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  1. She mirrors that sentiment….strangely…
  2. What do you look like in a skimpy bikini…? 😘
  3. List some of the civilations that have been " wiped out" by tsunamis or earthquakes. Dinosaurs don't count! 😉
  4. As you've demonstrated in that comment sense isn't that common... 🥴
  5. I'm just walking on the beach road with surfboard under my arm, malevolent glint in my eye and cheerily shouting " Surf's up" to any passing families 🌊. That'll make sure I get a table without queuing at my favourite restaurant later! 😜
  6. Oh go on then...." He's demanded a rematch...'
  7. So will you too eschew travelling on the roads which statistically is orders of magnitude more dangerous than staying in a high building? Try thinking....
  8. No,he just won't have one when he does eventually go. Budget all used up...
  9. But that’s simply a selfish perspective with no consideration for the younger generation in Thailand whose eduction is being blighted while other more forward thinking competing countries overtake them. That means their opportunities for advancement and improvement are curtailed and with the advent of AI and a requirement for better educated employees they will in fact go backwards. Education is key to a country’s development and standard of living.
  10. Yes we preface our actions with " I say,you cad, bounder, do pardon me old chap" before giving you a right hander. 👊 You'll notice " stay down" tattooed on his knuckles as you hit the deck 😵
  11. Just ban any Brit whose passport name shows Wayne,Baz,'arry, Connor, Tyrone, Winston..or even Nobby. That'll get 90% of 'em!
  12. Perhaps his behaviour was accounted for by having too many "wisdom" teeth removed...?
  13. You mean like "heaven" or 72 virgins? Surely not!
  14. Ah that’s the Maths section in the Pisa educational tables
  15. Listen to a lot Morrisey and the Smiths "heaven knows I’m miserable now. Music They listen to a lot of Morrisey. 😜
  16. In further developments,he’s challenged that Belgium mixed martial arts geezer on here recently to a rumble. "I’ll have him! hic 🥴…"he was heard to slur…
  17. What a load.......... And where do you come from........? 🤔 He’s one of them foreigners from Canvey Island- you know,where you’re considered overdressed if having more than one ear! 😜
  18. Make up your mind - you want to lock him up or take him out on a day trip!
  19. Pathetically unoriginal and thought free trope already done by an equally dim individual earlier. Congratulations!
  20. Basically,he’s won. Lived a fine life totally free for decades and now when he’s likely only got a couple of years left at an age when he just wants to sit around anyway ,returns to an effective care home -all meals,medical and bed provided- to gently see himself out. Who’d swap that for a long prison stretch in middle age..?
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